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Brain Drain Pain
by Roger A. Ochs

Wednesday, June 09, 2010
Rated "R" by the Author.
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Did i mention that I'm insane?

My new jacket
is faced with
real Teflon
I heard
the young girl
boast
And I wondered
does that provide
stain protection
when her boyfriend
prematurely ejaculates
on her youthful bosom

Then I wondered
just what does
P.C. mean
Is it a personal
computer term
or is it a politically
correct
euphemism for a piss
call

The older I get
the weirder gets my
brain
And while it
often confuses
me
even the confusion
provides me
long quiet hours
of amusement


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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/13/2010
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Roger. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 6/9/2010
At Least your brain is still working that's a plus!!! Humorous but true..
Much peace, love and light,
Amber
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/9/2010
It seems it would provide me with the same long hours of amusement, wish I could think that way...;-) Ed
Reviewed by J B (Reader) 6/9/2010
Reviewed by Beverly Scofield 6/9/2010
My, my! I applaud the depths to which your confusion takes you, even when you begin at the surface. As long as poetry emerges, you're okay in my book. (smile)

SilverBee
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/9/2010
Hahahaha.....sorry this got me laffin!!

My brain get confused too!!

Love Tinka
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