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Iolanthe Woulff

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· She's My Dad

· A British Petroleum Afternoon

· Mom-in-Law

· That P Word

· Organized Religion

· So Long, Mr. Hot Pants

· Slough of Despond

· Malibu Majesty

· Lament for Eden

· The Faithbug

· Rain of Toxic Terror

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Wednesday, June 09, 2010
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The public's obsessive preoccupation with entertainment industry "stars" has metastasized to the point that any fool willing to humiliate him/herself on a reality show is labeled a "celebrity". I find this trend not only disturbing, but irksome.

Celebrities all throughout the land;

Celebrities thick as fleas.

Celebrities sticking out their hands,

Celebrities hawking cheese.


Celebrities clog the tv set;

Celebrities fill the news.

Celebrities in the White House, yet!

Celebrities swilling booze.


Celebrities driving fancy cars;

Celebrities in a rage.

Celebrities passing out in bars,

Celebrities fighting age.


Celebrities suing left and right;

Celebrities being crude.

Celebrities aren't very bright.

Celebrities posing nude.


Celebrities telling filthy jokes;

Celebrities being witty.

Celebrities snubbing normal folks;

Celebrities being sh-tty.


Celebrities hooked on costly drugs;

Celebrities looking hazy.

Celebrities deep in hock to thugs,

Celebrities going crazy.


Celebrities with a ton of dough;

Celebrities on the phone.

Celebrities loathe each other so.

Celebrities bitch and moan.


Celebrities screw their neighbors' mates;

Celebrities pass the hat.

Celebrities hide behind locked gates,

Celebrities waxing fat.


Celebrities leading useless lives;

Celebrities kiss and tell.

Celebrities really give me hives.


Go to hell.




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