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Carrot Love...
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, June 09, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Together they did up grow,

Him growing a third leg & that you know,

Her having a special place for him,

Their life together never grim…


Then one day they both went to market,

Through the rain on the way they got wet,

Lost he did his third leg threat,

Dumped him she did for a cucumber named Brett…


Now he lives his life till the day he is cooked,

Had his fifteen minutes of fame, his picture in a book,

And when he was still young all the females did his way look,

Now he’s just a shriveled up old carrot,

Spending his last days waiting for the boiling pot, hanging on a hook

© ed ~ 5/9/10

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/12/2010
I've heard of carrot sex before but never witnessed the actual xxx graphics.Maybe he'll meet a nice turnip. Patrick.
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot 6/11/2010
If I didn't have a severe attack of Fibro right now, which is causing restrictions to the Chest area....Oh what the heck...
PMSL....U rotter ED!!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/11/2010
Oh. My. LORD!!!! LM*O! Laffin' too hard to review; can't get past that picture! LOL You bad boy, now get on your knees and repent to the Lord right now! You HEAR me??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 6/10/2010
Who the hell told you that you were going to write my biography! Great fun write, Ed.
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 6/10/2010
Cute one Ed I must say They all get the attention when they stand tall and firm but the day they shrivel and fall to the wayside, they seem to get tossed to the side. LOL

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 6/10/2010
Oh, this is charming~ What a funny imagination you have!

I do think he should get off the hook and find his way into a bowl of pomegranates, ripe and chosen.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/10/2010
I guess I can't blame her; that Cucumber named Brett is quite a stud!
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 6/9/2010
What a pair of carrots!! Great write, Ed!! Hahaha!!

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 6/9/2010
Nice sense of humor...

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 6/9/2010
too funny!!
Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill 6/9/2010
Hahahaha...Ed, I laughed and laughed and laughed at this! What a hoot you are!

Peas and carrots,
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/9/2010
Thanks for sharing your wit and humor, Ed. Love and peace,

Reviewed by TONY NERONE 6/9/2010
You have a great sence of humor. This was a great write.:)


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