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Four lines about Men
by Georg E Mateos

Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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Was once 29, out of Korea, eyesight OK, no yet mustache or beard and believing that being bachelor and owner of the rest of the world was what was intended!...
Oh Maaaaan!........




Another one from the hospital




Misconception, blond girls aren’t dumb…just more expensive!
Men stop raising north when women start falling south.
For men “until death do us part” equivalent? Life without parole.
Groom’s should remember Hemingway’s “for whom the bells toll”







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Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald 6/26/2010
now now that isnt always true smiles
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader) 6/17/2010
Here I was just beginning to think Love is possible at our age...So glad to catch you writing...Get well
Reviewed by JMS Bell 6/16/2010
I KNOW YOU DON'T BELIEVE ONE BIT OF THIS BUT IT'S CERTAINLY QUITE ENTERTAINING AND WRITTEN WELL, WHICH PROVES THAT YOU ARE IN RARE FORM, GEORG...THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU STAY ON THE MEND. LOVE, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 6/16/2010
Georg.... lol..... Do you know why men with earrings are good candidates for marriage? They have already experienced pain and they've bought jewelery. "Gilda Radner" I appreciat your choice words and that portrait is fantastic. Hugs and many more, J'nia
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 6/15/2010
Georg, it's so good to have you and your sense of humor back!
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 6/15/2010
GEORG E ...

AGE 24 ENGAGED - AGE 25 GOT MARRIED - 34 YEARS LATER WAS DIVORCED BY HER ...

ERGO - 3 YEARS FREEDOM FROM 21-24 - NOW, 10 YEARS FREEDOM -

SECOND TIME IS BEST - OLDER, WISER, MORE FUN! FREEDOM TO EXPLORE! TK.CUZ.


Reviewed by Roger Ochs 6/15/2010
May I presume that the wedding bell will not toll for you? neat bit of philosophic humor, Georg. You're obviously feeling better.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/15/2010
Excellent write, Georg; love the drawing! Well done!

(((HUGS))), much love, and continuing prayers~

As always, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D
Reviewed by Morning Star 6/15/2010
Thank you Georg i knew us blonds
had some smarts even though we used
white out on the computer to erase mistakes LOL
Beautifully writing i always love your words of wisdom!
Get well and take care!!
Wishing you Peace Love and Light...Yolie
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader) 6/15/2010
Married, buried. What's the difference?
Reviewed by TONY NERONE 6/15/2010
Nicely written from your hospital bed??


GOD BLESS YOU
TONY
Reviewed by William Bonilla 6/15/2010
Ahhh! come on, married life ain't all that bad
I've been incarcerated for 45 years........
On A life Bid
Peace brother Georg,


William
Reviewed by * Starman * * 6/15/2010
You survived Korea, you will survive this. I know what you mean about owning the world, but just do not lose your soul in the deal.
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman 6/15/2010
Great to see your humor is back, Georg. One correction though, at least for this man: Falling south myself, I go north only for those women heading southerly because, after all, so much if me is heading south.
Your friend, Mark
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 6/15/2010
Oh my..I must say you are so funny sweet man..sounds like your feeling a little better thank god for that .. I like the line on the Blonde gals ... cute real cute..as always well done...keep resting......Hugsss
Love,
Chanti Lace the Blonde .(Giggles)
Reviewed by D Johnson 6/15/2010
Georg, short and to the point, how many points, I can't honestly say.

Cheers,
Dan
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 6/15/2010
SO, that is the reason my husband married me...to save money..lol (whoops...just kiddin' if any blondes are reading this..just had to humor Georg :)
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/15/2010
You better have a nurse tend to that funny boner of yours. Patrick
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 6/15/2010
What a hilarious little GEM! Some muse has been revealing the truth to you ~
Although, I beg to differ about the blond thing. I'm too cheap to sit with my husband in a fancy eatery. I order take out and go sit outside with the birds. Keep studying, enlighten us more.
Blessings,
Christine
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/15/2010
Your on a roll with these semi anti-women writes, but I'd be VERY careful, as afterall Ma is a woman too...e
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/15/2010
Hmnnnn and is this the reason you are still single old buddy...just kidding, love the tongue in cheek humour and I am sure the nurses in the hospital would have loved giving you an enema after reading this one buddy.
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Reviewed by Abdi-Noor Mohamed (Eagle Of Hope) 6/15/2010
You have found a treasure in the hospital. Keep digging it brother.
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 6/15/2010
I am so glad you didn't leave your sense of humor
& funny bones at the hospital Georg!
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 6/15/2010
A bit of Satire this early in the morn, what kind of Swedish medicine are you on, never mind, I can guess.
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 6/15/2010
And young women need to remember wise advice, "It's better to be an old man's darling than a young man's slave" Lol you are so amusing Georg.
Reviewed by Liana Margiva 6/15/2010
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/15/2010
Is that a Self Portrait, or did dear old Ma sketch that??!! And I remember you telling me when I was a kid - "Blond girls aren’t dumb…just more expensive!"

So I've only dated and married dark-haired girls. (But I think my first wife must have been born a blond; she took me to the cleaners!)



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