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  Beer N' Wasps
by Patrick A Granfors
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Clever architechs, Trypoxylon Politum, aka, Mud Daubers, mean little shits. They make mud nests in various shapes. I can show you this one..see photo.
Photo:Organ pipe nest on my deck

I walked out on to my back deck

Thinkin’ to myself aw, what the heck

I gonna’ sit right down and have myself a beer

And stare at the lake and watch the boats

And confirm the rumor of wild goats

When a wasp landed right there on my knee

I believe in Kharma and everything

So I didn’t really think that he would sting

But I’ll be damned if he didn’t jab my hide

No provocation and it seemed so silly

To poke me for no good reason really

Thank goodness for the medicinal power of alcohol

But I got mad as the bee sting burned

It was now my chance to have Kharma returned

So I walked over to the faucet

And grabbed the water hose

I blasted their nest for sweet revenge

But they all flew out and one of them……

Stung my nose

There’s a moral to the story but it’s not good

When you’re drinkin’ beer deep in the wood

And assuming you don’t wish to do something you’ll regret

Spend some money on a big mosquito net



Copyright 2010 Patrick A Granfors




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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Giggle....the imagery here is hilarious!!! A very good lesson in how to handle a wasp nest too.....well done, Patrick!!!

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
12 oz. of precaution is worth a cooler of iced beer and mosquito netting is made for a reason; to keep karma in its good graces and those wasps built their nest from mud cuz you're no longer in the shit. Sometimes it takes a sting or a cattle prod shock to makes us aware that karma is alive and well...and you be well.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Were you smarter you had sent the wife with that water hose and drink your beer behind the closed mosquito-net door. (LOL)


Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Don't listen to Mr Ed, just squirt that skunk when he wanders in, but put the hose on sprayer mode and it will likely block what he squirts back at you...just don't hurt the little guy, okay? Ed
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
First the fires, now the hornets. You should switch beers man.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
You coulda got mad as a hornet and....

You have a wealth of nature to write well about. So you do.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Cute one, Patrick. Well done.
Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Very good humor(not the ice cream) expressed here.

Now had you shared a beer with them instead of water, mud nests, meam little..... they build mud nests in many places, in Afghanistan for instance, you sure you identified them correctly ha, terrorists in your backyard, flying ones again, when will it end.
I feel your pain ha, Hugs! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
LOL I love your humor Patrick but them damn stings hurt!
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
well it's best to get them in the evening when they are all in
I always thought but goodness gettin stung is not good...
I stepped on a mud dauber when I was 13 & barefoot
it did not feel good right in the tender arch of my foot...
Reviewed by D Johnson coulda shared your beer with'm

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Wasps are merciless little beasties and got'ch'ya on nose and knee, huh? Well now you know if you're gonna blast a nest with water, better blast it from afar and plan to stay away for awhile. You gotta look really cute with a wasp stung nose.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
You sure seem to have a problem with stinging insects. I learned my lesson, long ago - Live, and Let Live - I haven't been stung in a very long time now.

PS: When the skunk wanders onto your deck next, I'd advise not squirtin it with water!
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