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Alias Pee-Wee (Mr. Ed Kostro)
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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He uses Gerald,

When he doesn’t want to herald,

To the general public & the world,

Of his new invention, the natural gas grill,

Wish do his neighbors when using it he’d move to Brazil…

 

Pretty stinky in that neighborhood,

Not many there are baked goods,

He is environmental so doesn’t use wood,

He doesn’t understand that maybe he should…

 

He just plugs in his grill to his vertical smile,

Don’t get too close as it does smell quite vile,

I gotta admit though the food he does cook is quite worthwhile,

He has yet to get a patent, as the test is on a trial…

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Reviewed by Tom Hyland 6/19/2010
JOISEY - AHA!

I FIGGERED OUT THE SECRET PROCESS ...

BEFORE 'FIRING UP' THE GAS GRILL ... PEEWEE ... GERALD

GORGES GIGANTIC GOBBLES OF GARGANTUAN GARBANZO BEANS!

NOTE: LOWERS CHOLESTEROL!

P.S. HE BLAMES THE COOKING 'OFFAL ODOR' ON HIS POOR INNOCENT HERD OF DOGGIES!

SPECIALTIES: FRANK-FARTERS ... CHICKPEA CHUNKIES ... BARBEQUED BARF-BURGERS!

THINK I'LL STICK WITH CHARCOAL BRIQUETTES!

CUZ TK ...


Reviewed by Georg Mateos 6/18/2010
can't man be away for a little while without you startin' another fracas? Ma doesn't like babbler-mouths and she always carry that awful soap of hers...!

EDvard(k) Ole Brother

PS. you ain't keepin' no secrets, are you?

Reviewed by Rose Rideout 6/17/2010
So that is why your Ma is always upset with you boys. lol

Newfie hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/16/2010
Cool. And the meat doesn't even need a rub. Instant sulfide seasoning. Patrick
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/16/2010
Wow - Old Brother Edvard recently warned me that you can no longer be trusted with any Ed Family Secrets - and I guess he was right.

And for your information, Mr. Loud Mouth, I've just returned from a national Grilling Expo, and Master Griller Gerald's latest marvelous BBQ invention was quite a hit. Look Out, George Foreman!

PS: When the money starts rollin in from my new Natural Gas Grill, don't expect me to share any of it with you - Mr. Loud Mouth.

Pee Wee Ed, A.K.A. - Gerald, Master Griller Extraordinaire
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 6/16/2010
You are raising a stink here my friend, with your brother Ed.
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten 6/16/2010
New Cookbook to follow!. . . including how to prepare Fart Franks, Poo-Poo Pork with those little Pants Cough Fluffy's on the side...and, Duck Calls, The One Cheek Sneak ewe-ers served with Puff a Puff a Pee-Wee, and savoring Smelly Pot Stinkers

Gerald, let me know when you launch yours...Matlock is blown away!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~ :)
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 6/16/2010
Oh my..this is great..LOL love the picture..well done dear man..Hugss
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/16/2010
LOL Too funny...Is that you?
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