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Frank Koerner

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Love's True Home
by Jean-Pierre Gregoire

A contemporary literary gem dedicated to Oprah Winfrey. Love's True Home sparkles with an effervescent blend of Sri Gawn Tu Fahr's irreverent humor, timeless wisdom, insi..  
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Jack Sprat Goes Splat
by Frank Koerner
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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The check is in the mail.....


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                Then
 
 

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, 

His wife could eat no lean, 

And so between them both, you see, 

They licked the platter clean.
 

 

 

 


 

       Computer Banking

  

Sprat’s jack stack was quite fat 

His ex-wife, who could be mean, 

Accessed it in a mousey way…

Point, Click!  Jack’s account is clean.

 

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Reviewed by Regis Schilken 2/11/2011
You've got a knack for humor. Send some my way.

rege
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 6/24/2010
chuckle
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 6/23/2010
Frank.

Thanks for the laugh!

Mary
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