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The Real Me...Fee
by Felix LeRoy Perry

Saturday, June 26, 2010
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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The Real Me…Fee

 

Been asked a time or two

What I’d look like if…

 

 

I shaved my beard

And grew my hair

So this old picture

I thought I’d share

 

What do you think

Of my dreamy eyes

You must admit it

I do look very wise

 

Don’t you just love

My lips so sensual

My chest to beat on

When I get physical

 

In heat of passion

Women give cheers

Holding on real tight

To these big old ears

 

So I hope this satisfies

Everybody’s curiosity

You see I am what I am

As you now all can see!

 

 


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Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald 6/29/2010
ROFLOL you are a character but we love ya

hug
kathy
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 6/29/2010
You are beautiful to me!
Reviewed by Chessly Nesci 6/27/2010
Very good Fee!!! I love it! ~Chessly
Reviewed by Sheila Roy 6/27/2010
A fun one, Fee. Love and Hugs,
Sheila
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 6/27/2010
...you really been hiding your light under a barrel, Fee...

Carole~
Reviewed by Richard King 6/27/2010
A confirmation of my suspicions???? Nope. That's not the you I was expecting.... You've always been the me I wanted to be. All those great reviews and great postings.... I'm shocked (and HUGELY entertained) Thanks, Dick
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 6/27/2010
LOL. Very clever and well penned. Hugs, J'nia
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 6/27/2010
cute!
Reviewed by pat medlin 6/27/2010
HAH!you knew this would cause a scurry to ck out your bio...which i did in fact do

this was indeed before the coming of the gray
i will have to say...
you have matured in the most attractive way

thanksforthechuckles...patmedlin
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 6/27/2010
You're hilarious!!! What a fun read!!!! It's great when we can let our hair down and just have a blast! Enjoyed

Hugs,
Anna
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot 6/27/2010
I always knew you were into monkeying around lol...
haha couldn't resist
Cherrypie
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 6/27/2010
Oh Fee! one of the three brass monkeys? only from a Canadian jungle, if you ever had one around there! (LOL)

Georg

Reviewed by Paul Berube 6/27/2010
Well done, my friend.
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 6/27/2010
Cute write, Fee.
Reviewed by neerja gandhi 6/26/2010
wow...curiosites met with Fee...tee hee hee hee....hah hah..wonderful write !!!!
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 6/26/2010
Ah, Fee...you're as handsome hair-ful as you are hair-less, but what's with the sideburns??? Dontcha know 'tho, it's whats inside a person, and with that you've proven to be swingin' on a limb of high quality!
Blessings and Love - Micke
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 6/26/2010
~a d o r a b l e~ :)
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 6/26/2010
Totally love this light hearted poem filled with humor and truths...
Good one Fee!!
xo
Peace, love and light,
Amber
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 6/26/2010
I've said it before, everyone thinks you are cute and cuddly, and yes you look rather wise Cuz and I see you have the Dobbin hairy body. Ohhhhh you little cutie, now everyone knows the real you. Great write, you made a few smile.

Love ya face Cuz XOXOXO, Rose
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/26/2010
I was going to say that you should shave off that stubble in your picture and put some clothes on, I don't want to see all that black hair you got all over your bod...LOL Ed
Reviewed by Axilea MU 6/26/2010
Sweet sense of humor Fee, I so appreciate this because it makes me smile. :)

Axilea
Reviewed by Elizabeth Russo 6/26/2010
Handsome devil! Who of us could resist?? All the women of AD will be running after you now for sure! Better hide! ;) ~ Elizabeth
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