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  My Friend Mitilda
by D. L. Vegas
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Just a fun fictional poem.


 

               It is my friend's birthday
               Her name is Matilda,
               As in Waltzing. ..

               I always take her to lunch
               We always speak
              
 Of the same thing
              

                   Men, Matilda is not
               Proficient in that area
               She gets very quiet
 
               More like tongue-tied
               I asked her how she was
               Going to solve this... ...

               Become a lesbian ??? 
                  

 

 

 




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