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  Four lines about Humor
by Georg E Mateos
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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I never claimed that my weird way of humor was a true North one but if you think about it...good humor is kind of overrated when nobody is laughing, like inside a bank...

Constipationís enema, you get pain only when you laugh.
Leaving for tomorrow yesterdayís chores improves good humor!
Motherís Day come nine months after Fatherís Day?
If God donít play with dices, where craps games come from?

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Reviewed by JMS Bell 7/26/2010
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 7/2/2010
That lil midgit in walmart check out line invnted that shampo called
"Gee...Your hair smells terrific!"
I love your funny bones Georg...
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 7/2/2010
Georg your humor is stellar!
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 7/1/2010
In a bank Georg? I see you are finally learning how to really live it up, huh?

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 7/1/2010
One of us is getting weirder. I enjoy these 4-liners more each time.
Reviewed by Liana Margiva 7/1/2010
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen 6/30/2010
Without reading any other reviews, Georg, dice don't crap, or gods, mankind does. Humor? Sorry, I forgot.

Erin Elizabeth Kelly-Moen
Reviewed by Chessly Nesci 6/30/2010
I love your four lines and off the wall humor!! You are one of a kind my friend. ~Chessly
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/30/2010
Procrastination works for me...until it doesn't. Patrick
Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/30/2010
Your humor is unique Edvard just like you!;-) Lil bro Jersey,likes to copy you too;-)

Sis TL
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader) 6/30/2010
The Mother's Day/ Father's Day things has me thinking!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/30/2010
Yeah, Edvard, you GOT to have a sense of humor having to look at that mug of your's every morning in the mirror...;-) ed
Reviewed by John Coppolella 6/30/2010
The only real pain comes if one sneezes, coughs, laughs, or pays taxes.
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 6/30/2010
My daughter was a birthday present, born nine months later to the day.
Life's great ain't it......

Reviewed by Sandie Angel 6/30/2010
Looks like you are back to your normal self already. I'm so glad you are feeling better. Enjoyed these lines.

Sandi Angel :o)
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 6/30/2010
I've always enjoyed the weird-but-beautiful humorous side of you, Georg...and this is a no-exception time reading your poem :o)
First line: every night eat a thick, creamy peanut-butter sandwich
Second line: Doesn't everyone do this??
Third line: bringing mother's and father's days every day
Fourth line: do you think maybe the dice are loaded?
...just penning my thoughts...
Blessings and Love - Micke
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/30/2010
Cleverness in humorous lines and illustration -- if one doesn't laugh out loud (LOL) reading this, they're dead. Good thing I'm ROFL! Well said!

(((HUGS))) love and smiles, Karla. =]
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 6/30/2010
Laughter is good medicine and so yours is good for your readers. Hugs, J'nia. ps, get well and keep well.
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 6/30/2010
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 6/30/2010
Good humour, the only one that counts, so go with numbers Georg.
Bless ya! Jasmin Horst--- by the way we found Ed in a hive alive, buzzing, he's back cussing.
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman 6/30/2010
Sometimes the best can be stated with the least. Hopefully your sense of humor is a sign that you're feeling better.
Your friend, Mark
Reviewed by Paul Judges 6/30/2010
Well written short one, Georg !
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/30/2010
Okay now you are making my sides ache with laughter, you figure the kidney stone pain wasn't enough. Just kidding good one old buddy.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/30/2010
good humor is kind of overrated when nobody is laughing, like inside a bank...

How sadly true that is.
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