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Rene is the one on the right…
by Ed Matlack
Thursday, July 01, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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(just don’t let her get behind ya)


Now you know how I’m treated,

Forced to swim, my back she does beat it,

A back fighter she is, she tries to kick me in the butt,

That is the reason when around her I try to stay seated…


She buys me a beautiful tuxedo, like the one I am there wearing,

But just usually hits me so I fall into a puddle,

Okay, so when together we both sit, we do often cuddle,

But around her you may understand that most times I’m swearing…


If you do to her get too close,

Don’t let her behind you, as she will kick you or hit you,

Then she will blame it on a ghost,

Okay, so I will admit though, that she is a hot babe with the most…


(just don’t let her get behind ya)



© ed ~ 7/1/10

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 7/3/2010
First of all ya had it coming to you! Patrick
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 7/2/2010
bananas Ed, you're a funny guy hehe
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 7/2/2010
Hahaha......RENE you go girl....nothing like a coldshower to a boy.....

Love sTinky
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 7/2/2010
OK, we'll all pay her to hit you harder.
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 7/2/2010
Sneaky thing isn't she?

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 7/2/2010
Reviewed by Ann Scarborough 7/2/2010
LOVE IT!!!!!!!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 7/2/2010
LOL Every time I see that piccy, I am reminded of the one on the left ... I walk just like that penguin when I don't have my crutches!! LOL And Karla's the one on the right; when I annoy her: "WHAP, WHAP, WHAP!" LOL Too funny; thanks for the smiles! Well done, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 7/2/2010
I heard old Brother Edvard pays her to do that - to keep you in line.
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 7/2/2010
Reviewed by Felix Perry 7/2/2010
toooo funny
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 7/2/2010
Didn't Ma used to slap you silly that way?

EDvard(k) Ole Brother

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 7/1/2010
So cute and your words do it justice...

Be always safe,
Reviewed by neerja gandhi 7/1/2010
well expressed. Picture defines the beauty of the poem, Ed
Good Luck...neerja :)
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 7/1/2010
A fine tribute to your lady, Ed. Thank you for sharing it. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Christine Tsen 7/1/2010
Oh my stars, this is a gem!
You are too funny good man ~
Take luck,

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