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Four lines about Good-Sense
by Georg E Mateos

Friday, July 02, 2010
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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For my number 780 poem, I wish to comment about something I have not, common sense, if I had one or a tiny part of it I wouldn't have hillbillies brothers, tiger sister, or loony cousins all over the place...I would have followed my own advice!



Ed Kostro (Mr. Ed) lover of birds, come and wash my car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




If married…better hold thyself to the golfers hold-in-one.
Bird lovers shouldn’t wash they cars on birds migration time!
Women wearing miniskirt cannot expect men focusing anywhere else!
When outdoors, don’t drink too much beer on a windy day!







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Reviewed by JMS Bell 7/26/2010
I DON'T KNOW HOW I MISSED THIS ONE GEORG...IT WAS ENJOYED AND DONE WELL. THANKS FOR SHARING, LOVE AND BLESSINGS, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATION
Reviewed by * Starman * * 7/3/2010
On a windy day, point it down wind. :)
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo 7/3/2010
Didn't know you could keep Texas plates on your car! Maybe that's the problem. LOL

God bless you,
Kathy
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 7/3/2010
LOL. I jut hate it when the froth hits me in the face. lol
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 7/3/2010
Ah but you learn from experience, the bad ones give you good sense for next time....till you go back Jack and do it again. Patrick
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 7/2/2010
Surely not a good way to start the day! Common sense should always rule...

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 7/2/2010
Oh, Georg...you wise ol' bird, you...with your Good Sense!! You speak/write from experience? And...you've been migrating, again, huh??
Be well, dear friend...and give us more 4-liners...
Blessings and Love - Micke
Reviewed by Morning Star 7/2/2010
Wow I just heard your car yell at me WASH ME PLEASE
LOL birds do love your car
Great write, I see you got you’re feeling better!
Wishing you Peace Love and Light...Yolie
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 7/2/2010
And never eat yellow snow
But also bugs hide in mulberry tree
And they make you spit out the berry...
Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen 7/2/2010
yes, georg, the key to a happy life: humor.
well done.
sending you very best wishes indeed!
carolyn
Reviewed by Emile Tubiana 7/2/2010
Dear georg:
4.If married…better hold thyself to the golfers hold-in-one.
3.Bird lovers shouldn’t wash they cars on birds migration time!
2.Women wearing miniskirt cannot expect men focusing anywhere else!
1.When outdoors, don’t drink too much beer on a windy day!


1. As at the moment I am outdoors and as I am a Frenchman anyway I cannot drink beer, and today is a beautiful day. What better than drinking a good glass of wine with a iece of cheese.
2.It depends on the color.
3. as a bird lover myself I never wash my car.
4. Only if it is tide.
Love emile
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader) 7/2/2010
Bot, that car is a mess. Must have been one hell of a migration.
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 7/2/2010
Words of wisdom.
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 7/2/2010
"don’t drink too much beer on a windy day!"

If you do makes sure you pee downwind...LOL

~W~
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 7/2/2010
too funny!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 7/2/2010
Much to ponder in these humorous lines, Georg -- that piccy, though, has got to 'go.' (Get it? LOLOL) Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. =]
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 7/2/2010
And you think you got good sense, as Ma always said you had little sense, but saved really well and got alot of the other cents...e
Reviewed by Ann Scarborough 7/2/2010
Good advice! Thank you Georg.
annie
Reviewed by D Johnson 7/2/2010
Ben Franklin would have been proud of you.

Cheers,
Dan


Reviewed by Mark Lichterman 7/2/2010
All very good advice and words of wisdom from our wise old sage.
Your friend, Mark
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 7/2/2010
You are a trip Georg! Pithy little poems filled with wisdom and humor seen to be your speciality.
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 7/2/2010
It all makes perfect sense to me Georg, Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 7/2/2010
Three and four have got me smiling!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 7/2/2010
Wash Your Car??!! Are you kiddin? Getting pooped on by a bird, is a Sign of Good Luck. With all the action you're gettin, you should get yourself a convertible, put the top down,and sit in your car all day - you'd be the luckiest guy in town!!!



Mr. Ed - Bird Lover Extraordinaire
Reviewed by Felix Perry 7/2/2010
Words or true redneck inspired wisdome...gotta write them down so this oldtimers mind won't forget...
fee
Reviewed by Abdi-Noor Mohamed (Eagle Of Hope) 7/2/2010
AAAAHHHH What a relief! We were worried about your health, George. Thanks for posting. However, this line is most beautiful of all lines:
Women wearing miniskirt can expect men focusing anywhere else!



Reviewed by Liana Margiva 7/2/2010
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva
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