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  Four lines about You-Know-What
by Georg E Mateos
Saturday, July 03, 2010
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Double-entendre, the French were world champions at double talk to circumvent around the laws imposed by the prudes.
You think you know what I am talking about? then...your mind is dirtier than mine!!! (LOL)








If size doesn’t matter…why XXXL is so freaking popular?
Big as an elephant’s…are they talking about its memory?
Girls laugh hysterically because Little John is a funny midget?
Hung like a horse?…they lynching horses now?









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Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 7/4/2010
Good one Georg, you never disappoint this fan. Happy 4th
Peace, love and light,
Amber "V"
Reviewed by Felix Perry 7/4/2010
Hmnnnn the doubles in this write have anything to do with the doubles of Captain Morgan you've been taking (for medicianl puposes only I know)
fee
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 7/4/2010
clever!
Reviewed by jude forese 7/4/2010
i appreciate your sense of humor as well as poetic tomfoolery ...
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 7/4/2010
Oh my..you know what? Your good..very funny indeed sweet man..thank you for making me smile..How are you feeling? take care always...Hugssss
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 7/4/2010
Hilarious writing, Georg; thanks for the smiles today! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 7/4/2010
LOL..thanks for the smile this morning, Georg!
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 7/3/2010
Georg what can I say that haven't been said.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 7/3/2010
Oh size does matter
do you like the echo of the grand canyon when dippin your...ah-hem
sausage in some hot sauce? Just like women like to have hand fulls
over needing a magnifying glass & fork lift to them horses which hang low...over those hung....but sometimes...no elephant will do...
shhhhh.....the horse may get offended
Reviewed by John Coppolella 7/3/2010
I hope you are talking about pizza or the superbowl.
Reviewed by Andy Turner 7/3/2010
Glad Im a mouse in my mouses house, of course I would never want to be a horse.
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo 7/3/2010
Thanks for 'enlightening' me. LOL

God bless you,
Kathy
Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill 7/3/2010
Haha...Yeah, I-Know-What makes me laugh. You do Georg! Thanks!

Peace,
Dayvid
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 7/3/2010
With proper use Georg, it stretches, just like the language, your tongue seems to work fine, ahem, your buddy, Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 7/3/2010
MON-SEWER GEORG E -

IF YOUSE 3 GUYZ IZ THE THREE 'MUSK-E-TEARS' ...
AS IN SMELL LIKE MUSK, CAUSING TEARS -

DEN I MUS' BE CUZ D'ARTAGNIAN -

WHO GOT DA PRIZE FER MIDGET SIZE!

'LIL JOHNNY' ALWAYS GITS 'SHORT-SHAFTED' IN ANY DUELS!

FIE ON ROBESPEIRRE!

"50 MILLION FRENCHMEN CAN'T BE - LONG!"

:) :) :) ... VIVA L'FRANCE'! TK...
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 7/3/2010
I appreciate your wry sense of humor, Georg. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 7/3/2010
I think I'll leave my comments for the boyz ;oP
LOL
Blessings and Love - Micke
Reviewed by Richard King 7/3/2010
Sounds like a lot of jealosy coming from your bros, but remember, "It's Good To Be King" Thanks, Dick "KING"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 7/3/2010
That doesn't explain your size 5 shoes George. Patrick
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 7/3/2010
LOL Just sing me clueless. Hugs, J
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 7/3/2010
We both know why we call him Pee-wee & we surely both know that size does not run in our family...;-) ed
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 7/3/2010
WOW - How come you never told me that we were French, Brother?

Pee Wee
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