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Los Angeles is branching out…
by Ed Matlack
Saturday, July 03, 2010
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Feel free to agree that this is too weird...ed



To the plain states it has expanded,

Giving more room to the gangs there that have all banded,

Thankfully though it has a far distance to the east coast,

By then I hope that New York City does expand too at most…

 

Filling in all the western & some Midwestern states,

Giving all the residents there substantial rebates,

Old Arnold (of, I’ll be back, fame) is the ruling governor,

Now that we have allowed Arnold to open the flood gates,

To everyone, like a lil’ Hitler, he does dictate…

 

The flag of each state is combined with the LA city flag,

Each resident as well as the rebates is give a brown bag,

Large enough to carry a quart of MD 20/20, wine of champs,

But even that has not got them staying in their previous states,

They move eastward and set up their own refugee camps…

 

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Reviewed by Felix Perry 7/4/2010
hmnnn think it's time to make a run for it and bring your trailor to a beach in Nova Scotia...lol
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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 7/4/2010
Just to set the cold facts straight
Lost Angeles contaminates every state
The MD20 is our weakest booze
LA's not branching, it's more like ooze
Sieg Hiel to the Governor a pathetic goat
Now we get to choose between moonbeams
or one for 28 years who did not vote
And She's ugly too.
You too can be the gov for two hundred mill
Not me...I'm headed to Missouri and my personal still
Patrick
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 7/4/2010
Dear li'l brother, don't expect any time soon for me to say I'll be back, not if PeeWee still don't buy that boat for ya!

EDvard(k) Ole Brother

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 7/4/2010
Strangeness indeed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 7/4/2010
Agree Ed, this is too weird.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
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