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A poem about & by Dick Q. Pubic…(as translated by Ed)
by Ed Matlack

Sunday, July 04, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Another very WEIRD one...





My name used to be John Q. Public,

Of all the US nation public I was representative,

They felt I would do better with a name change,

That did reflect the attitudes of this republic,

Before the name change I was quite happily argumentative…

 

But now everyone does no longer of me encourage,

Surely you can see that this change can of me discourage,

My first name was something that kept my head held high for a long age,

Now all I can do is wonder why my name was changed, causing me rage…

 

Next I want to know what that “Q” does stand for,

Figure it out I cannot do, maybe you can help on that score,

I mean I don’t want to be to anyone a complete and total bore,

But without a middle name, and with the name I got around it,

I just feel completely useless, but having that name will give me more…


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 7/5/2010
The Q is silent. But the cue is loud and clear. Patrick
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 7/5/2010
Dick Pubic??!! When did you change it from Dick Weed??!!
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 7/5/2010
Q...wasn't he the old man with the weird gadgets on Bond films? or I am digressing too?

EDvard(k) Ole Brother

Reviewed by Ed Matlack 7/4/2010
Hell, Andy, & all else, I wrote this weird one, not sure where it came from and I LOST the thread too, basically at the beginning...e
Reviewed by Andy Turner 7/4/2010
Q, indeed Q in star trek was amusing, but I've lost the thread here.
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 7/4/2010
Not too sure Ed, not too sure.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 7/4/2010
JOISEY ...

the 'Q' is for QUOTIDIAN -of the most ordinary, everyday kind!

done or experienced on a daily basis!

recurring, or flaring up every day!

a fever, especially malaria, in which attacks of the illness occur daily!

JOHN QUOTIDIAN PUBLIC ... EACH OF US IS A DAILY SCHMUCK ...

ALLOWING 'BIG BROTHER' TO SCREW US - WITH NO VASELINE, NOR ANY K-Y JELLY!

HAPPY FOURTH !!! CUZ TK...
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 7/4/2010
interesting!
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 7/4/2010
Jersey, "to stand in line," are you out of a job again?
Happy fourth kid! Jasmin Horst
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