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  Den Mate Scramble
by Patrick A Granfors
Thursday, July 08, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Please donít ask why I do stupid stuff like this. Just personal amusement and mental exercise I guess.
No insults intended here, read it for the puzzle fun intended. Here are a few of my den mateís names using all letters scrambled into mostly legitimate words in no particular order.
I'll happily keep this an open work for any volunteer who wishes to be scrambled. Just ask.

Ronald Hull……………..Lord Nullah

Peter Schlosser………...Repress clothes

ET Waldron………………Alt Wonder

Georg Mateos…………..Groom age set

Ed Matlack……………….Lacked Mat

Annabel Sheila…………Lean Line Abash 

Sage Sweetwater………West wager tease

Christine Tsen………….Tennis reichts

Mark Lichterman……….Charter milk man

Paul D Berube……………..Blue beard up

Ed Kostro…………………Stork ode

Regis Auffray……………Say u r Giraffe

Jasmin Horst Seiler……Horses mint jars lie

Karla Dorman…………  .A dark normal

Karen Lynn Vidra……..A little Den help please, I failed to find one

Eileen Granfors..............Green is for Lean

Victoria L McColley.........A Victim O' Cycle Roll 













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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 7/21/2010're so funny! As for Karen Lynn Vidra, that sweet little Texan, how about :Lanky Ann Driver.....

Reviewed by Christine Tsen 7/11/2010
Ah, man Patrick, I can't play tennis, I hate tennis. I wanna be repress clothes, it's hot here.

In the meantime...
Here's you ~ Grrrf! Ask Piano Cat!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull 7/9/2010
Null as in nuttin'? Lord of his little domain. It is lonely out there. That's why I'm not a den mate, matey.

Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 7/9/2010
OMG!! This was coolness Patrick!
is sage really a tease? hummmm...
I offer your name with this:
A pan trick for gras
At a Prick Organs Raft
very funny mind game of exercise

hey...can you scramble me sometime? :)
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader) 7/9/2010
Yes, repress clothes. All nude, all the time. That's always been my mantra! As for the help, Rear Diva Nyylk. That's a hard one.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 7/9/2010
So cleverly concocted, Patrick. Your mind is definitely in fine working order. Love it. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Ed Matlack 7/9/2010
Now how did I know that Pee wee would have brought up the stink part in his review, and I bet you knew it would happen too, right? VERY CLEVER, sir...ed
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 7/9/2010
Hah..easy fix for Paul and a cold shoulder temptation for Eileen. Patrick
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 7/9/2010
I like it, but it sure woulda been nice if you could have somehow got STINK into my brother's scramble.

And I guess now I'm gonna have to write an 'Ode to a Stork.'
Reviewed by Paul Berube 7/9/2010
Very good, Patrick. But you forgot my middle initial. ;-)
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater 7/8/2010
Absolutely Hilarious, Patrick! Yea, they all have a very fitting personality attaching them to the den mates! I'm working on yours now. And if you knew my past, West Wager Tease has a meaning all of its own...I'll supply Karen Lynn's, slang for a renaissance faire goer, renny diva'n lark...I'm putting this one in my library. Great work!

West Wager Tease

Patrick A Granfors....a fart'r sick pan frog

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