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Just went out for milk & bread…
by Ed Matlack
Friday, July 09, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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But came home with lots more,

Now my bank account is in the red,

I’m sure you understand that score,

Maybe I should have taken just enough money instead…

 

Isn’t that always the way,

I should have gone to a local store,

Then I would not have had as much variety,

Maybe from food I should practice sobriety…

 

So if you’ve done the same,

Don’t think yourself in anyway lame,

As on yourself you can only lay blame,

Doesn’t matter whether you are male or female,

Dark hair or blond, we all seem to suffer the same…

 

 

© ed ~ 7/9/10

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Reviewed by Rose Rideout 7/10/2010
You are right there Ed, we are indeed all the same.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 7/10/2010
As Leah used to say to me when I desired as you...

"Lust of the flesh...just lust of the flesh"

and all I wanted is some cube steak and gravy...have a great weekend...off to work now...keep us in your prayers as we leave for Charleston in the morning for another angiogram.

God Bless

Allen
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 7/10/2010
This is wonderful. Your humor illuminates a problem so many of us can relate to. Well done!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 7/10/2010
Hey, I hear you now make home deliveries. I'm out of milk and bread myself, and I need some more BEER!

PS: Since you're bringin that stuff over, how 'bout some of them Edibles you deliver, too??!!
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 7/9/2010
Happens every week, even with a list. Patrick
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 7/9/2010
so true!
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 7/9/2010
Whatever the cost, I try to seal my lips when I get upset about this issue ~ great poem!
Namaste,
Christine
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 7/9/2010
I think you "speak" for many via your words here, Ed. Be well, friend. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 7/9/2010
Ain't it the truth? My husband and I never go shopping together anymore because we always end up buying twice as much! This is so "today" Funny but so true it hurts.

Mary
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