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Apologies to the Solar Lovers Club and Train... ;-)

The stars came out
and marched along the Milky Way.
The faithful knelt aghast,
and began to pray.

Mercury was burning,
Eddie wished to be that hot.
So Queen became champions,
of a world that was not.

Venus grew before our eyes,
and revealed her inner beauty.
Her orbs were pubescent,
her glow, her ardent duty.

Mars ran low across sky,
his manhood omnipresent.
So red his Doppler shifted,
he cackled like a pheasant.

Jupiter threw off Io,
parading his big red spot.
We would have had Io for dinner,
but she was way too hot.

Saturn turned on her rings,
encircled by her beauty.
Fairly glowed with Stardust,
a beautiful round booty.

Neptune sailed out to see,
what the commotion was about.
Broke the ice with a single slice,
and passed the vodka out.

Uranus turned his better side,
and began to throw up.
His big ascend was obvious,
it was so corrupt.

When Pluto became impotent,
he turned his tail and hid.
We never saw that sphere again,
his ego was all id.

And so the stars paraded,
and we lost all doubt.
The Man on the Moon was crazy,
until the faithful prayed out.

Copyright 2010 Ronald W. Hul


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Reviewed by Michael Guy
Artistic and poetic interpretation of our solar system that has never been described like this before! On to the nearby stars...they have such lovely names.
Reviewed by jude forese
you covered all the celestial bases on this poem ... very creative indeed ...
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Cleverly and creatively done, Ron. Love it! Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Paul Judges
Very well penned, Ronald !
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Fun celestial whimsy. Neptune had the right idea and if I did my homework I'd find out astrologically why Uranus couldn't hold his liquor.. Pat
Reviewed by Jon Willey
I do so enjoy the creativity of this rendering, Ron. It takes a man with creativity and more than a handful of knowledge regarding the subject matter to write such an entertaining work. I will admit, I am the green planet Envy, you did not mention. As for the "Man on the Moon", I have always suspicioned so, a lunatic! Thanks for a thoroughly delightful read my dear friend. Joy, love and peace to you. Jon Michael
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Crazy stuff yes, but from you anything is possible & a fun write too...e
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