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OH Button...
by Ed Matlack
Monday, August 02, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Got a new keyboard,

Keeps me from being bored,

All the other keys I basically ignored,

Except for the special one on the bottom row,

To that key my piece of mind I do owe…


Sure it’s only one key,

But it means alot to me,

It gives me pleasure to it strike,

Instead of screaming at my computer,

Or if all else fails, offering it a plea…


So if you want one of these boards,

You have to but ask God, as that is all I did,

I didn’t on eBay or anywhere have to make a bid,

And you won’t believe how much it can give you,

In the department of rewards…

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Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 8/3/2010
good funny one Ed, you are certainly a constant riot on having fun, I wonder what whould happen if we used all our brain, ?
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/3/2010
I prefer the 'F' button when I'm havin a bad day - much better to keep pounding that key than to keep yellin the 'F' word around the old house. (My pets are very sensitive.)
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 8/2/2010
Lions and tiger and bears
Oh my
Son of gun were gonna have big fun
Me Oh my Oh
Four dead in
Oh Hi Oh
Whoa Oh Oh
My darling I hunger for you touch
Gun fight at the
Oh K corral
Oh verdrew my bank account today
Oh Shit is right


Reviewed by Andy Turner 8/2/2010
HAHAHAHAHA, I'll edit if I can!
Reviewed by richard cederberg 8/2/2010
you are a rare nugget Ed.
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 8/2/2010
this one key certainly cuts the crap, Ed... instead of gettin shirty with the qwerty, we can just erase wot we writ with a quick Oh shit! What a hit! :)) Hope you enjoyed Taking Woodstock the other day, too xx
Reviewed by Felix Perry 8/2/2010
Yea definately have to put in a request for one of those as well as a fuk you button, an I don't give a crap button and a few others that we could use on
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 8/2/2010
Very funny poem!
So glad you are happier now, Ed, less pissy about technology with this new gadget?!
Keep writing!
Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins 8/2/2010

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