Goblins dance in unholy glee
full moon time has set them free
time for mischief time for fun
time to make the people glum
'Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was bottle green
And everywhere that Mary went, it dropped a Jelly bean."
Forms sent in the mail today
made me rant and hubby wail
we have had enough you know
our brains are numb the thoughts wont' flow.
"Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow
you silly chum I'll kick your bum right out there in the snow."
I suppose we had a little tiff
the air was blue demeanors stiff
The cat thought he could fix it all
His pride too; has had a fall.
"Pussy cat pussy cat where have you been....up to London to see the Queen?
No you silly Moon mad fiend..... under the bed so I won't be seen."
The form was filled we all calmed down
our feet once more are on the ground
Except for pussycat he's so glad
Now he really has gone mad.
"Hey Diddle Diddle pussycat has a riddle
All to do with the Moon
If the Goblins laughed to see such fun
Should we chase them out with a broom."