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  Moon Goblins
by Helen J Vandepeer
Thursday, August 05, 2010
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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Too many Government forms can drive even a sane person crazy and I never did promise sanity anyway.


Moon Goblins.

Goblins dance in unholy glee

full moon time has set them free

time for mischief time for fun

time to make  the people glum

 

 'Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was bottle green

And everywhere that Mary went, it dropped a Jelly bean."

 

 

 

 

Forms sent in the mail today

made me rant and hubby wail

we have had enough you know

our brains are numb the thoughts wont' flow.

 

"Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow

you silly chum I'll kick your bum right out there in the snow."

 

I suppose we had a little tiff

the air was blue demeanors stiff

The cat thought he could fix it all

His pride too; has had a fall.

 

"Pussy cat pussy cat where have you been....up to London to see the Queen?

No you silly Moon mad fiend..... under the bed so I won't be seen."

 

The form was filled we all calmed down

our feet once more are on the ground

Except for pussycat he's so glad

Now he really has gone mad.

 

"Hey Diddle Diddle pussycat has a riddle

All to do with the Moon  

If the Goblins laughed to see such fun

Should we chase them out with a broom."

 




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Reviewed by Helen Vandepeer 10/13/2010
thanks you all of you for the kind comments about my fun nonsense poem. Much appreciated.
Helen
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 8/9/2010
Thank you for the smile!
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 8/6/2010
Very Clever!!!
This is a long gallery of inviting images and saucy elegance.
Blessings,
Christine
Reviewed by George Carroll 8/6/2010
Funny how we got along for so many years without taxes. Good one and worth a great big chuckle.

George
Reviewed by Paul Judges 8/6/2010
Very good ! Helen
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 8/5/2010
Cute, imaginative, and very lively...

Be always safe,
Karen

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