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Better the Bicycle than the car...though I still had to walk home pushing the bike...e


Almost out of the complex,

Shoulda stayed home & with myself had sex,

Because it was a nice ride as long as it lasted,

Till from the back wheel with air I was blasted…


Did I put too much air in the tire,

It said 40 to 60 pounds,

I put in 50, just to be in between,

Maybe it was the back road of dirt,

That’s where the air did out squirt…


Now the problem is I know not how to of it fix,

Guess I will have to take it to a bike shop,

Ah what the hell, I have owned it for a few years,

Never before has a tire on this bike gone plop…

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
New tires, new tubes
Now free to seek boobs
Jersey beaches beware
Schwinn master might stare.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
They don't make tires like they used to... or riders. Methinks you was too heavy and made it go "pop."

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Blow-blow-your-----horn....gently down the!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
*BOOM*! LOL Sorry you had a blowout, Ed; that's major suckage! Still, a funny write about a not so funny situation ... hope you get your tire fixed soon!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Felix Perry
I think we should take up collection to get you a new one of those blow up dolls sounds like maybe you had a blowup with her too or so says Mr. Ed/
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Shoulda stayed home & with myself had sex

What happened to that Blow Up Doll you had; did that Blow Out, too??!!
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Well the miracle here is that you were not hurt!
I see you are offering very fine entertainment so you must be well ~
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Ah yes. Flat tires on a bike. As an avid cyclist, I am very familiar with such mishaps and until two years ago, I often walked back up the mountain with the bike. However, the guys at the cycle shop put some new tires on one day and, although they cost me a bit more than "normal ones," I have not had a single flat tire since. Thanks for sharing the experience, Ed. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Sorry about the blow out! ...and the missed sex. LOL

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