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by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Better the Bicycle than the car...though I still had to walk home pushing the bike...e


Almost out of the complex,

Shoulda stayed home & with myself had sex,

Because it was a nice ride as long as it lasted,

Till from the back wheel with air I was blasted…


Did I put too much air in the tire,

It said 40 to 60 pounds,

I put in 50, just to be in between,

Maybe it was the back road of dirt,

That’s where the air did out squirt…


Now the problem is I know not how to of it fix,

Guess I will have to take it to a bike shop,

Ah what the hell, I have owned it for a few years,

Never before has a tire on this bike gone plop…

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 8/13/2010
New tires, new tubes
Now free to seek boobs
Jersey beaches beware
Schwinn master might stare.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull 8/12/2010
They don't make tires like they used to... or riders. Methinks you was too heavy and made it go "pop."

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 8/12/2010
Blow-blow-your-----horn....gently down the!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 8/12/2010
*BOOM*! LOL Sorry you had a blowout, Ed; that's major suckage! Still, a funny write about a not so funny situation ... hope you get your tire fixed soon!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Felix Perry 8/12/2010
I think we should take up collection to get you a new one of those blow up dolls sounds like maybe you had a blowup with her too or so says Mr. Ed/
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/12/2010
Shoulda stayed home & with myself had sex

What happened to that Blow Up Doll you had; did that Blow Out, too??!!
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 8/11/2010
Well the miracle here is that you were not hurt!
I see you are offering very fine entertainment so you must be well ~
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 8/11/2010
Ah yes. Flat tires on a bike. As an avid cyclist, I am very familiar with such mishaps and until two years ago, I often walked back up the mountain with the bike. However, the guys at the cycle shop put some new tires on one day and, although they cost me a bit more than "normal ones," I have not had a single flat tire since. Thanks for sharing the experience, Ed. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill 8/11/2010
Sorry about the blow out! ...and the missed sex. LOL

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