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And he calls me Numb Nuts…
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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That picture is of Pee wee when he was a ugly as they come, think about his poor wife Rebecca & what she must endure...




Too old is he to make babies,

He’s startin’ in on me again,

Bet someone could get from him rabies,

And mine are just a bit tight,

But his are overrun with scabies…


Afterall he sleeps with not one but 5 dogs,

He tries to sell their doggy poop,

He drinks water and eats from their dish,

Says it makes him a better person,

Fortunately he has no fish…


So Pee wee, now you know I can run with a big one,

Bigger than you, as you are so shrunk not even will grow it the sun,

I know I will get this back ten fold, still a candle he cannot hold,

To the likes of his little bro’, I blow him away like the common cold…aaachooo

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 8/21/2010
Your bro' call you numb nuts yet he resides with many spayed and neutered dogs as their leader. Do you suppose he leads by surgical example? Just a question. Patrick
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 8/19/2010
lol...This reminds me of some of the dialogue I've heard from some of my family. Aren't families great? J'nia
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/19/2010
Ho, Ho, Ho!

Old Edvard used to call you ‘Dickweed,’
But I’ve always liked ‘Numbnuts’ better;
That Moniker comes from our childhood,
If I recall right, you were the BedWetter!

As for me sleepin with five mangy dogs,
I now have six of them, who all love me;
I think we’re soon gonna pay you a visit,
Bringin you our delightful ticks and fleas.

You Better Get a Rabies Shot, too, Numbnuts!
And Stock Up on Beer, Bourbon, and Milkbones

Your Loving Brother Pee Wee

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 8/18/2010
You know Big Brother is going to have to respond to this, don't you? LOL You crack me up. Love you.

(((HUGS))) and continued prayer, Karla.
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 8/18/2010
Oh my goodness~
So funny, so utterly funny...

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