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What are friends for but to pick on...
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, August 26, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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What are friends like,

Someone to with ride a bike,

Someone to of your pants up hike,

Had a few close ones since I was a tyke…

 

Have many more now,

Even had one at one time that said bow-wow,

None that I ever called anytime a cow,

Though a few I would now call a sow…

 

Just don’t tell them or dead I’ll be,

That I am sure you can plainly see,

Even here I have quite a few, some with fleas,

Like that guy Peewee & then there’s Georg,

Who at the moment can’t defend himself,

Making him the perfect target, as he is always cutting the cheese…

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Reviewed by Tom Hyland 8/28/2010
JOISEY ... NAH!

FRIENDS ARE MORE LIKE ATHLETIC SUPPORTERS - I.E. JOCKSTRAPS ...

SUPPORTING AND PROTECTING 'THE FAMILY JEWELS! :) TK.
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 8/28/2010
chuckle
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 8/27/2010
You are absolutely correct. I feel a pick coming on. Patrick
Reviewed by c lea harris 8/27/2010
I'm with Ed, yep, good friends are hard to come by.
Reviewed by Linda Hill 8/27/2010
Ed,
Lol..enjoyed! Keep these coming!

Blessings+
~Linda
Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill 8/27/2010
Haha...Love the humour Ed! Friends are wonderful to have indeed!

Peace,
Dayvid
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 8/27/2010
Ed, you are one of a kind! And I love you for that!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/27/2010
You're very lucky to have such good friends,
Like your Brother Pee Wee and his trained fleas;
And old Cousin Tom, who still has all those crabs;
And dear old Brother Edvard, who still cuts the cheese.

And after reading this, Ma wanted me to ask you if you need some more bras; she's got a few she can let you have!



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