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  Congress Hears a Who
by Patrick A Granfors
Monday, August 30, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Whatever your opinion might be over the use of performance enhancing drugs, and what ever you believe about Roger Clemens’ honesty, I find the current witch hunt very scary. Ask any lobbyist who snuggles up with your representative and they’ll tell you….”baseball been bely bely good to me.”



 

Roger Clemens faced a judge today

On trial for his word

The Congress thinks he lied to them

During the testimony that they heard

 

In a case of he said she said

And circumstantial evidence

The prosecution is convinced

They’ll knock the ball over the fence

 

But even if he’s lying

And the accusations turn out true

How many times do you suppose

Your Congress lied to you

 

Perhaps a little Quid Pro Quo

Is the order of the day

The thirty years they propose for him

Ought to go the other way

 

435 inmates wearing stripes

For lying to the masses

The perfect steroidal ointment

To cure our festering congressional asses

 

 

 

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

 

 




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Reviewed by Sylvia Corsini (Reader)
I'm with you on this one. Take back the red light photocam as well.
Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson
Your comments make a lot of sense . I beleive most are quite accurate...M
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
You hit the nail on the head. The money has got them all. But then the founding fathers were all poor folks...

Ron
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
The evidence is secure in printed out hard copy emails of the dastardly plan and stored safely in a safety deposit box at the bank. It is a federal offense with logged IPs...the prosecution rests...

"435 inmates wearing stripes
For lying to the masses
The perfect steroidal ointment
To cure our festering congressional asses"

Love,
Sage


Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Great writing
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Ah, right there with you Peter, a bit of hipocracy seems to be on the agenda, huh?

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Send the congress guys who sleep with underage kids and such to jail, not people who give the masses enjoyment...e
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Just when the $8b goes missing in Iraq, we get the steroid scandal! Just another mis-direction ploy and waste of time. Why doesn't Congress do something important for a change. Political theatre, all of it. Throw the bastards out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good job.
Reviewed by T. Cline
Great job!
Reviewed by D Johnson
Patrick, nice write...just remember, it's hard to be humble when you have someone behind you stuffing your back pockets.

Cheers,
Dan
Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Congress needs a good swift kick in the ass! We really need to clean house. All of them need to go!

Peace,
Dayvid
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Yeah, and I think many of those inmates have overstayed their time and should be released starting this very next November.
Enjoying the cooler weather, I bet'ch'ya.
Mark
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Great write, Patrick.
Reviewed by The Poetess
Very well said.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
How many times do you suppose
Your Congress lied to you?

As one who had to endure sitting in many Congressional hearings, I couldn't even count that high. They should change the name of D.C. to D.D., District of Deceit.
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