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  Federal Bureau of Insanity
by Patrick A Granfors
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
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The FBI let two get away. Box cutters and mock devices, please who packs a box cutter in their luggage? Some things just frost my ass and this is one of them.

My dear Mr. Mueller

Please don’t think I’m stupid

The two arrested in Amsterdam

Were not working for cupid


Unlikely they were plotting terror

Your office has implied

That’s an insulting slap in the face

Of the September souls that died


I have witnessed a lot of lunacy

A lot of bungling too

But this one sir plainly takes the cake

My hat is off to you


Completely rampant horseshit

Exploding from your ass

A Pepto Bottle and a timer

And you gave them a pass


“Not likely to be plotting”

An attack against a plane

You must be an idiot

Either that or you’re insane


The billions we have invested

To make air travel safe

Have apparently been wasted

And this makes my butt chafe


My dear friends next time you stand

In a security line to fly

Make sure you flip your lucky coin

You’re being protected by the FBI





Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors








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Reviewed by Sylvia Corsini (Reader)
Where's our friend Karma.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
In this country, you're innocent until proven guilty. I've recently experienced it in action. A woman who worked for me with few resources and the book thrown at her, took two years rather than the threatened six years for hitting her husband. My brother got off a serious charge with public service.

There have been several cases where authorities held individuals who either escaped or were set free, only to continue to carry out terrorist acts. Let's hope the CIA is secretly taking out the most dangerous without our ever knowing.

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
It's easily it can happen....we're never truly safe...
Great rant, Patrick!

Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson
I totally agree!......M
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
another trumped up, bogus terror plot to perpetuate the myth that the GWOT is legitimate. I'm more worried about the police state being constructed at home than a bunch of retarded patsies with box cutters.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Do not worry for the FBI
Has its mighty eye on you and I
You may well feel safe
Your butt need not chafe
Think of your FBI and you KNOW why

Sorry, Patrick. You inspired me. I think we had CSIS here (or something like that). Love and peace to you my friend,

Regis (who is not a member of CSIS) nor is he Swiss but full of bliss... ...see what you've done??? (LOL!)
Reviewed by Richard King
WOW!!! Another one of those.... "I wish I'd have said that" moments. "My hats off to you Sir Granfors. Well said. Dick
Reviewed by D Johnson
Insanity is right....

Reviewed by The Poetess
A great venting.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
You just never know when you might need a boxcutter, while travelin. And doesn't everyone tape their cellphones to suspicious looking bottles of liquid??!!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Really good this long as its not called Federal bureau of Intelligence...;-) Ed
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Well said, Patrick.
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
"Not likely to be plotting"...but "planting"...evidence is very strong. Using the air waves to assemble idiots to assemble box cutters...very dangerous stupidity when the kingpin "blends in" for years to establish territory and then KABLOOEY, it blows! Hush money in collusion spills Federal Bureau of Insanity...idiots always underestimate intelligence...

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