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Neither here nor there
by Lew Duffey

Monday, September 06, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Here is a riddle to bog your mind.


 
 
‘Here’ is a word that means near, now, currently or there
‘There’ is a word that means wherever or anywhere
To change the word from ‘here’ to ‘there
You simply place the letter ‘T’ at the beginning of ‘here’ so there
These two words are interchangeable and both apply to ‘somewhere’
In fact you can use either word to describe anywhere
I would explain more of this but I have lost my keys somewhere
And I can’t find them though I’ve looked everywhere
I know I had them and I put them there
The problem is I can’t remember where
I’ve looked and looked and I question and stare
But then, that is neither here nor there
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Reviewed by +Steven Curtis Lance 9/7/2010
I liked this, Lew; it reminded me of me.
Reviewed by George Carroll 9/6/2010
Son of a gun I had tht lost feeling this morning when I woke up and found I was sleeping on those dam keys. Flexzible thoughts in this teaser.



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