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The Twelfth Hole at Pinehurts by RickthePoetWarrior Wednesday, September 15, 2010 Rated "PG" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan Sung to the Twelve Days of Christmas.
On The Twelfth Hole at Pinehurts sung to the ‘Twelve Days of Christmas’ On the first hole at Pinehurts My golf pro gave to me A warmer for my wood i.e On the second hole at Pinehurts My golf pro gave to me Two bare lie balls And a warmer for my wood i.e. On the third hole at Pinehurts My golf pro gave to me Three FOR skins Two bare lie balls And a warmer for my wood i.e. On the fourth hole at Pinehurts My golf pro gave to me Four hard stiff shanks Three FOR skins Two bare lie balls And a warmer for my wood i.e. On the fifth hole at Pinehurts My golf pro gave to me Five Golden Bears Four hard stiff shanks Three FOR skins Two bare lie balls And a warmer for my wood i.e. On the sixth hole at Pinehurts My golf pro gave to me Six grips, a Vardon Five Golden Bears Four hard stiff shanks Three FOR skins Two bare lie balls And a warmer for my wood i.e. On the seventh hole at Pinehurts My golf pro gave to me Seven strokes a-spraying Six grips, a Vardon Five Golden Bears Four hard stiff shanks Three FOR skins Two bare lie balls And a warmer for my wood i.e. On the eighth hole at Pinehurts My golf pro gave to me Eight mash’ niblicking Seven strokes a-spraying Six grips, a Vardon Five Golden Bears Four hard stiff shanks Three FOR skins Two bare lie balls And a warmer for my wood i.e. On the ninth hole at Pinehurts My golf pro gave to me Nine lags-up layin’ Eight mash’ niblicking Seven strokes a-spraying Six grips, a Vardon Five Golden Bears Four hard stiff shanks Three FOR skins Two bare lie balls And a warmer for my wood i.e. On the tenth hole at Pinehurts My golf pro gave to me Ten flags-up lipping Nine lag-ups layin’ Eight mash’ niblicking Seven strokes a-spraying Six grips, a Vardon Five Golden Bears Four hard stiff shanks Three FOR skins Two bare lie balls And a warmer for my wood i.e. On the eleventh hole at Pinehurts My golf pro gave to me Eleven sure tips poutines Ten flags-up lipping Nine lags-ups layin’ Eight mash’ niblicking Seven strokes a-spraying Six grips, a Vardon Five Golden Bears Four hard stiff shanks Three FOR skins Two bare lie balls And a warmer for my wood i.e. On the twelfth hole at Pinehurts My golf pro gave to me Twelve dogballs licked in Eleven sure tips poutines Ten flags-up lipping Nine lags-up layin’ Eight mash’ niblicking Seven strokes a-spraying Six grips, a Vardon Five Golden Bears Four hard stiff shanks Three FOR skins Two bare lie balls And a warmer for my wood i.e. On the thirteenth hole at Pinehurts My golf pro gave to me My money back. © sep 2010 RickthePoetWarrior. All rights reserved.
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