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  Tempus Terrierorist
by Patrick A Granfors
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Dogs are creatures of habit, morning rituals especially.

Photo:The Weasel in all her glory

The sun has come up

The day is still young

The alarm clock has sounded

Now it’s time for the tongue


Face down on my pillow

With no place to hide

She locates my ear hole

And sticks it inside


She’s a mistress of foreplay

It’s her means to an end

And just after sunrise

It’s mighty hard to defend


Though this might sound erotic

Like some sort of nirvana

It’s only the Weasel

Hustling her morning banana


Repeated efforts are tireless

She won’t stop till you’re crazy

This snooze button terrier

Has no patience for the lazy


So with the mission successful

And master rousted from bed

She scampers off to the kitchen

And simply waits to be fed


The morning ritual continues

With no end in sight

Perhaps I should feed her

The banana at night





Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors




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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 9/20/2010
Adorable little pooch!! Life wouldn't be right without a little canine friend to love....nicely done, Patrick.

Reviewed by pat medlin 9/19/2010
now i haven't figured out and don't know much about circumcised toes or was it nose...but i DO know about our 4 legged family members...this is really neat
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 9/19/2010
Dogs are creatures of habit... Don'tcha just love 'em?

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 9/19/2010
she is so cute!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 9/19/2010
I think my little Rat Terrierorist Jack must be related to your Weasel. He likes to shove a squeaky toy in my face about 4 AM to let me know that he's ready to heed the call of nature, and then to play!

My cats are much more civilized; they don't start bugging us for their breakfast until at least 5!
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater 9/18/2010
Peeling the morning banana for a dog gets you into heaven...I'll see you there...
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader) 9/18/2010
I have the same exact routine with my 2 dachshunds. Get double-teamed every morning. Yay, twice the fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 9/18/2010
I CANNOT get up early in the morning, maybe you could loan her to me till I work out the kinks in my schedule...e
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman 9/18/2010
Know what, Patrick? These "dumb" animals have us soooo trained.
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 9/18/2010
interesting read
Reviewed by Paul Berube 9/18/2010
Gotta be funny to watch. Great write, Patrick.

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