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At The Temperance Meeting
by Roger A. Ochs

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My mind and nose are fully lit.
Too drunk am I to try to quit.
And yet I know I'll make a hit
at the Temperance Meeting.

I haven't left a bit of cash.
I spent it all on sour mash.
And yet I know I'll make a smash
at the Temperance Meeting.

I cannot walk a straightened mile;
too weak to work a radio dial
and yet I know I'll get a smile
at the Temperance Meeting.

At the Temperance Meeting
I'll be there greeting
and helping with seating.
For I'm the Chairman of the Temperance Meeting.




"If the hangover preceded the drinking: insobriety would be considered a virtue." - Oscar Wilde



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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
HE HE HE HE...O ME LORDY.ARE YOU OKAY....UP IN YOUR HEAD....NO HEADACHE???
OSCAR WILD??
LOVE
TINKA
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
Ahhhhhh.. Uncle Oscar.. your only true rival with words and wit!! I read it twice.. first time made me grin.. 2nd time because I was hungry! I like dining on your rhyme. katy.xox
Reviewed by Rosalie Gattuso
Hey Roger You know you always rate a 10 in my Book! you are truely talented!!
Reviewed by Vicky Jeter
You got me "sittin' with" the Oscar Wild
line--hmmm . . .
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Roger you gave me such a wonderful laugh, love this!!
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Your poem made me smile and emit a heartful sigh!
Reviewed by Linda Hill
You'll do fine at the meeting
my friend...
Hugggs!
Reviewed by Rita Putatunda (Reader)
ROFLMAO...
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