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  Slow Day
by Patrick A Granfors
Monday, September 20, 2010
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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Fun with Homonyms and Homophones
OK, maybe not fun. Mental exercise.
It's harder than it looks.


My ailment, that everyone has on occasion, returned to haunt me.

 

My ale meant that everyone has on occasion, returned to haunt me.

 

 

Boar’s meat in grease fryer, takes a leek, peas, on whose scent bouys the brewed beet and bread, elicit intense, but, whole aromas

 

Boors meet in Greece, Friar takes a leak, pees on who’s sent boys, the brood beat and bred illicit intents, butt hole aromas

 

 

Incite the colonel that sees the knight’s son’s fazed assent shear profit

 

Insight, the kernel that sees the night’s sun’s phased ascent sheer prophet

 

 

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

 

 




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Reviewed by JMS Bell 9/25/2010
SOME HOW OR THE OTHER, PATRICK, YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO STIR THINGS UP... WITH HUMOR. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS * FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by David Maclellan 9/25/2010
Man, how long did it take you to come up with these three gems? They are very clever but something I would not have the patients to attempt!
Best regards
David
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater 9/21/2010
Ingenius! I might attempt this someday, when pigs fly...or when soul meets sole if the shoe fits wear it, or shoo it with a fishing weir!

Love,
Sage
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 9/21/2010
I can see where it isnt an easy write, it wasn't for me an easy read, LOL, Ed
Reviewed by Artūrs Lūsis 9/21/2010
hilariously clever & wonderful! words - most flexible clay in your mental hands.

thank you!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 9/21/2010
That is sure to keep your brain sharp, Patrick! I'm impressed. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 9/21/2010
fun!
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 9/20/2010
Giggle......love it!


Anna
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 9/20/2010
You never have a slow day. My kind of verse. Reminds me of Hertz? cookbook. "go into the woods and take 20 wild leeks..."

Ron
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 9/20/2010
Cute and interesting piece while employing the strategies of words...

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by D Johnson 9/20/2010
nice work...i've never tried doing this type of writing...it would be a great exercise.

cheers,
dan
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader) 9/20/2010
obviously, you're not in the loan-mod business! thanks for the laughs patrick. take care.

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