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Slow Day
by Patrick A Granfors
Monday, September 20, 2010
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Fun with Homonyms and Homophones
OK, maybe not fun. Mental exercise.
It's harder than it looks.

My ailment, that everyone has on occasion, returned to haunt me.

My ale meant that everyone has on occasion, returned to haunt me.

Boar’s meat in grease fryer, takes a leek, peas, on whose scent bouys the brewed beet and bread, elicit intense, but, whole aromas

Boors meet in Greece, Friar takes a leak, pees on who’s sent boys, the brood beat and bred illicit intents, butt hole aromas

Incite the colonel that sees the knight’s son’s fazed assent shear profit

Insight, the kernel that sees the night’s sun’s phased ascent sheer prophet

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Reviewed by Joyce Bell	9/25/2010

SOME HOW OR THE OTHER, PATRICK, YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO STIR THINGS UP... WITH HUMOR. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS * FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS




Reviewed by David Maclellan	9/25/2010

Man, how long did it take you to come up with these three gems? They are very clever but something I would not have the patients to attempt! Best regards David




Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater	9/21/2010

Ingenius! I might attempt this someday, when pigs fly...or when soul meets sole if the shoe fits wear it, or shoo it with a fishing weir! Love, Sage




Reviewed by Ed Matlack	9/21/2010

I can see where it isnt an easy write, it wasn't for me an easy read, LOL, Ed




Reviewed by Artūrs Lūsis	9/21/2010

hilariously clever & wonderful! words - most flexible clay in your mental hands. thank you!




Reviewed by Regis Auffray	9/21/2010

That is sure to keep your brain sharp, Patrick! I'm impressed. Love and peace, Regis




Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan	9/21/2010

fun!




Reviewed by Annabel Sheila	9/20/2010

Giggle......love it! Anna




Reviewed by Ronald Hull	9/20/2010

You never have a slow day. My kind of verse. Reminds me of Hertz? cookbook. "go into the woods and take 20 wild leeks..." Ron




Reviewed by Karen Palumbo	9/20/2010

Cute and interesting piece while employing the strategies of words... Be always safe, Karen




Reviewed by D Johnson	9/20/2010

nice work...i've never tried doing this type of writing...it would be a great exercise. cheers, dan




Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)	9/20/2010

obviously, you're not in the loan-mod business! thanks for the laughs patrick. take care.

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