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Blanchard's Revenge
by * * Starman * *

Tuesday, September 21, 2010
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Angry at him, splat into the vat he went!

 

There once was a secret agent named Doug,

Who loved drinking his coffee from a big mug,

While getting a big old refill at the donut shop,

Achoo! Into fresh pastry dough he did sneeze,

Then Joyce the cook slid poor Douglass's butt,

Hottly into the fat of Joyce's doughnut  machine,

Now instead of Doug, he’s called a  Doughnut.

 

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Reviewed by John Domino 2/5/2011
Witty Humor indeed!

WAy to go Rockie!

ROCK ON!

Pizzaman
Reviewed by s g (Reader) 2/2/2011
Hello Starman, that was a houmorous poem.
By the way I love your home page!
Susan
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 9/24/2010
Wicked humor LOL!!
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 9/22/2010
Some how I cannot look at doughnut the same again!
Funny piece. Thanks.

Peace, love and light,
Amber
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 9/21/2010
Ha, ha, he, he, love the read...

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 9/21/2010
enjoyed the read
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 9/21/2010
There once was a fellow named Doug
He had a slimy pet slug
It fell in his coffee
He thought it was toffee
So Doug swallowed the slug in his mug

What can I say, Rockie? You inspired me. LOL! Thanks for the smiles. Love and peace,

Regis



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