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Damn but its freakin’ humid here tonight…
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, September 30, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just 50 miles to our west,

Mother Nature is running a test,

Pouring rain all day long & into night,

But we are just east of it, nary a drop,

Still we could use “some” for the crops…


According to the moving radar,

The rain is still just moving directly north,

Not sliding over towards us and the coast,

Still kinda warm over here, making me feel like toast,

Still in all I guess I should of not being wet boast…


I hope it stays over there, but,

Per the weather people, who seem to know very little,

Its supposed to be raining right here and now,

I think most weather folks have the intelligence of a cow…;-) MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 10/10/2010
"Got weather?" Patrick
Reviewed by Gene Williamson 10/4/2010
Ed, up beach it's raining. Of course, the air is still sticky. -gene
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 10/3/2010
And the power of the Internet.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 10/3/2010
Oh my...I certainly hope your doing better dear man..great the last line cute real cute...Hugss
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 10/2/2010
yea there radar might be a little off Ed. It just quit raining like crazy here, it seems you're doing ok, great, take care
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/1/2010
I do like your "take" on weather people, Ed. I sometimes wonder why they bother with their forecasts. My weather station tells me a lot more accurately what is going on. Thanks, bro. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/1/2010
Humidity sucks. I'm sorry you're experiencing hot and humid weather; hope it cools off soon!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :)
Reviewed by Richard King 10/1/2010
Ed, Here on the Treasure Coast of Florida, we've had rain for two straight days.... all day! That's unusual, but finally some some this morning.... Maybe it's heading north.... Cross your fingers. Dick
Reviewed by Felix Perry 10/1/2010
Yea I think this global warning has affected their minds lol
Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill 9/30/2010
Haha...Cool ending. Sorry about your humidity tho.


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