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  Porcelain Bed Pan and God's Longjohns: That Cowboy's Outfitted
by Sage Sweetwater
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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Porcelain Bed Pan and God's Longjohns: That Cowboy's Outfitted

Pissing in the wind
Has a tendency to blow back
Heaven's trapdoor wide open

Cowboy urinal takes a psalm
God's longjohns
Sermon starched

Stiff legged
Nothing a good dunk in the creek
Won't baptize

That cowboy's outfitted
Or he was - until
God's longjohns floated away

Finger pointers
Just assume - color blindness of narrow minds
Heaven's trapdoor is pink

They ship cattle in the fall
Ranch calendar 365 days a year
Cowboy bible and all they had to eat was bean soup

Spade ranch 1888
Fencing controversy
Common boundaries with widow's claims

Era of the free range
Land conspiracy trials
Religion be the sense of Congress

Hand dump sulkey rake
Team of horses and God's longjohns
That cowboy's outfitted

Sod house headquarters
Cowboy urinal in the corner
Takes a psalm


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Reviewed by Jon Willey 10/26/2010
A cowboy's mission was never intended for porcelain bed pans. But longjohns were a necessity he live uncomfortable without. Beans, prairie caviar, were in every saddle bag. I love this poem Sage. You convey a sense of realism as real as trail dust and sod floor abodes. Love and peace to you my dear friend. Jon Michael
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 10/14/2010
Man I'm all backwards. I thought that trap door was strictly for number two. I guess that could explain cowboy diaper rash. Patrick
Reviewed by TONY NERONE 10/13/2010
What better way to take a piss? I still prefer to go outside and do number one. I liked this piece because I found it very humorous. Nicely done, Sage.

Namaste
Tony

Books by
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Dominga Rio of Cuero

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Madam Blaze Starr: Whiskey and Sagebrush Truth in Eights and Aces





Night of the Foal: The New Riders of the Purple Sage

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From The Convent to the Rawhide: The Saga of Sadie Cade and Vi Montana

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The Buckskin Skirt Oar Traveler

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Blue Corn Woman

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