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They want to stick me back in the hospital… by Ed Matlack Friday, October 15, 2010 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan

The doc today did tell me, That if I did have tonight a fever, To run to the ER & get admitted, But I gots plans for tomorrow, I’ll fight them off with my meat cleaver… *I’ve had for months this internal/infernal* infection, So why do they wait till this weekend to want my admission, The one weekend I have plans, I was looking forward to seeing Rene & getting an ertion…(LOL) So screw the doctors & their minions, Let them eat cake covered with onions, As well, for now I am not worried about their medical opinions…

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Reviewed by Kate Burnside	10/18/2010

.. heyup... seems like the concensus seems to be that this might be the very last er**tion you might ever have if you don't heed advice... LOL Patrick's full-body erection! Hope you're still standing this side of the weekend, Edbear... and maybe, even your "concern" is, too! That is, if the weekend played out right... Guess Rene got you sorted... !! xx




Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner	10/17/2010

(((HUGS))) love and prayer -- Karla. :(




Reviewed by Ronald Hull	10/17/2010

Hospitals have this little thing, MARSA, they are using to euthanize the population. Ron




Reviewed by Tom Hyland	10/16/2010

JOISEY - MAYBE SEX DRIVE IS CAUSING THE FEVER? PEGGY LEE;S SONG - "YOU GIVE ME FEVER!" HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER - OLE FART !!! CUZ TK ...




Reviewed by Patrick Granfors	10/16/2010

Pay attention to the docs or you could end up with a full body erection, aka rigor mortis. Patrick




Reviewed by Felix Perry	10/16/2010

Yea can relate to the not wanting to go to hospital part at least for each time I go in I come out with so many needles and IV holes I am afraid to take a drink... fee




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	10/16/2010

I’ve had for months this internal/infernal infection Sounds to me like it's time you listened to the Doc, and get rid of it, Bro.




Reviewed by m j hollingshead	10/15/2010

got to agree with Eileen




Reviewed by E T Waldron	10/15/2010

you silly goose,do as the dr said,or you may not ever have another er**tion!Hope Rene has more sense than you, lil bro!




Reviewed by Christine Tsen	10/15/2010

Very high-spirited considering all you are going through ~ Take care of your health! Best Wishes, Christine




Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado	10/15/2010

Please take care of yourself; better safe than sorry, Ed. You know Rene' won't leave you, and you know we will keep you in our thoughts and prayers! Hope you feel better soon! :( (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. ;(




Reviewed by * Starman * *	10/15/2010

Lol. I hope you boinging back to health very sincerely and very soon. You are still young enough to spring back like a Chesapeake Chicken!




Reviewed by Regis Auffray	10/15/2010

But you do have to take care of yourself, Ed; although I can well understand your priorities. Be well, my friend. Love and peace to you, Regis PS: The doctors have told our friend Ed They would rather he stay in bed Their preference would be In the hospital you see But that's not the plan in Ed's head