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They want to stick me back in the hospital…
by Ed Matlack

Friday, October 15, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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The doc today did tell me,

That if I did have tonight a fever,

To run to the ER & get admitted,

But I gots plans for tomorrow,

I’ll fight them off with my meat cleaver…


I’ve had for months this internal/infernal infection,

So why do they wait till this weekend to want my admission,

The one weekend I have plans,

I was looking forward to seeing Rene & getting an er**tion…(LOL)


So screw the doctors & their minions,

Let them eat cake covered with onions,

As well, for now I am not worried about their medical opinions…

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Reviewed by Kate Burnside 10/18/2010
.. heyup... seems like the concensus seems to be that this might be the very last er**tion you might ever have if you don't heed advice... LOL Patrick's full-body erection! Hope you're still standing this side of the weekend, Edbear... and maybe, even your "concern" is, too! That is, if the weekend played out right... Guess Rene got you sorted... !! xx
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/17/2010
(((HUGS))) love and prayer --

Karla. :(
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 10/17/2010
Hospitals have this little thing, MARSA, they are using to euthanize the population.

Reviewed by Tom Hyland 10/16/2010




CUZ TK ...

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 10/16/2010
Pay attention to the docs or you could end up with a full body erection, aka rigor mortis. Patrick
Reviewed by Felix Perry 10/16/2010
Yea can relate to the not wanting to go to hospital part at least for each time I go in I come out with so many needles and IV holes I am afraid to take a drink...
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/16/2010
I’ve had for months this internal/infernal infection

Sounds to me like it's time you listened to the Doc, and get rid of it, Bro.
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 10/15/2010
got to agree with Eileen

Reviewed by E T Waldron 10/15/2010
you silly goose,do as the dr said,or you may not ever have another
er**tion!Hope Rene has more sense than you, lil bro!
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 10/15/2010
Very high-spirited considering all you are going through ~
Take care of your health!
Best Wishes,
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/15/2010
Please take care of yourself; better safe than sorry, Ed. You know Rene' won't leave you, and you know we will keep you in our thoughts and prayers! Hope you feel better soon! :(

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. ;(
Reviewed by * Starman * * 10/15/2010
Lol. I hope you boinging back to health very sincerely and very soon. You are still young enough to spring back like a Chesapeake Chicken!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/15/2010
But you do have to take care of yourself, Ed; although I can well understand your priorities. Be well, my friend. Love and peace to you,



The doctors have told our friend Ed
They would rather he stay in bed
Their preference would be
In the hospital you see
But that's not the plan in Ed's head
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