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The pause that refreshes...
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, October 21, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Especially after a beer,

Or something close to near,

Some don’t need to stand,

Some can do so without a brass band…

 

 

These guys can do it while they fly,

Or just as easily against a wall,

While they pretend they are human,

Wouldn’t you like to be a human on THEIR wall…


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 11/2/2010
Especially after a beer. Patrick
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 10/23/2010
Ed, you're a riot, funny stuff
Reviewed by Duke LaRance 10/22/2010
Hey old buddy, you are almost as out of it as I am!

duke larance -- the drugstore cowboy poet
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 10/22/2010
JOISEY ....

YEW BETTER GET LAID SOON!
Reviewed by Donna Chandler 10/22/2010
I like your sense of humor and the picture fits your words PERFECTLY.

Donna
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 10/22/2010
Clever and love the photo and the humor!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/21/2010
Intriguing perspective sprinkled with your usual sense of humor; thank you, Ed. Love and peace to you,

Regis
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