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The Defense
by Katy L Walsvik
Tuesday, October 01, 2002

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I swear to god, yer honor
(As she lifted up her skirt)
I didnt copy nothin'
(As she pursed her lips so pert)
Why, yes, I know this Larry guy
(She kissed him on the cheek)
But never stole his poker poem
(And tweeked his bumpy beak).
He is my friend, tis true , tis true .
(The courtroom started steaming)
But great minds simply think alike
(By now the dear was beaming.)
I wouldnt swipe his wondrous works
(The woman was quite shameless)
But love our similarities.
So please, sir, find me blameless. (giggle)

10/1/02




This is an unveiled dedication to my dear friend and fellow humorist, Larry (you know who you are) Skahill.

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Reviewed by Alexander Shaumyan (Reader) 10/1/2002
Very cute, Katy.
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 10/1/2002
Hmmm. If Larry knew exactly what you were going to write, perhaps he could give you an alibi. "She didn't mean to write it, your honor," he would say. "Some of my pink bunny thoughts hopped into her head and, well, they bounced around in there and you see the result." Is that a good enough alibi, Katydid? Maybe you should go on the lam.
Reviewed by Larry Skahill 10/1/2002
that's exactly what I was going to write
Reviewed by Josephine Bohen 10/1/2002
too cute
josie
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/1/2002
what a corker of a poem; it made me laugh!! thanks for the >grins <!! love, your friend, karen lynn. (((HUGS)))
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 10/1/2002
Reads like a scene from the Musical "Chicago"
Reviewed by Jack Roberts 10/1/2002
Very funny, I liked it!
Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader) 10/1/2002
Great rhythm! And sooo funny....loved it Katy....Thanks, Dani
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 10/1/2002
Katy this was spectacular. Gave me a good laugh..Floria
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