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A bit of spook and spoof, for Halloween
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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For some of my red neck friends.


Noble witches of the east,
Sex they had, with man or beast,
The horny bone of Satan, often,
With their quivering lips would soften,
Slaked with joy, they often pranced,
In moonlit night, oft, naked danced,
Then share their sacred brew,
Naïve new initiates to woo,
Yet witches of the northern sun,
Would other sacred yarns have spun?
Yes, instead of wings of bat,
Put donkey bones in poison vat,
Surely too, to those who knew,
A foxtail, one or two would brew,
Along with democrats and rats,
Stir in their poison vats,
On weenie night when light was failing,
As just the northern sun was ailing,
From heaven comes, her arms a flailing,
Gun and six pack, “Sarah Palin”,
Crossed she is, and mean her speech,
This witch, she does the good book preach,
Naïve she left her northern den,
And tells us, Jesus is her ken,
The rabid crowd, she woos with charm,
Soon millions more, she will disarm,
She sprinkles star dust in their eyes,
Along with shriek, and red neck lies,
To demon democrats, she’ll bring an end,
When soon she might, be President,
I ask you, say, there’s never been,
That anyone has ever seen,
A never ending Halloween,
Has there?©30/10/2010

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 11/3/2010
Cleverly done and most apt, timely, and it packs a punch; nicely expressed, Jasmin. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 11/3/2010
Aw man you nailed it! I still chuckle when I see her exorcism video. Wrote a poem about it a year or so ago. Fingernails on a chalkboard every time she opens her yap. Patrick
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 10/30/2010
Glad to see you getting into the spirit with such a fantastic piece...

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 10/30/2010
I don't want to think of the ramifications of this for too long, they can be scary and staggering at the same time...e
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