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The Marriage of an Ass
by Andy James Turner

Monday, November 08, 2010
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In English an ass is a donkey.


as strong as an ox
they said was she
until she married
an ass. now
she believes that
she's the ass, the
ass has forgot
he is not the ox
  


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Reviewed by Chels Duncan 12/9/2010
Certainly put a smile on my face
thankyou for sharing your view on marriage :-)
C x
Reviewed by jude forese 11/12/2010
exceptional reasoning ;)
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 11/10/2010
Very clever and cute, an ass is an ass is an ass...

Peace, love and light,
Amber
Reviewed by Joyce Bell 11/8/2010
WHEN THERE IS MUCH 'CONFUSION' AND SOMEHOW THE RESPECT FOR ONE ANOTHER AND THEIR 'ROLES' IS LOST IN A MARRIAGE...THEN, SADLY, IT IS NOT MUCH OF A MARRIAGE. ONLY THE WILLINGNESS TO RESORT TO PRAYER CAN SAVE THIS KIND OF 'DISINTEGRATION' THROUGH THE INTERVENTION OF THE POWER OF GOD. WELL DONE JAMES AND ENJOYED. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS & FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 11/8/2010
you forgot the JACK in fornt of ass Andy, good humor, in marriage we can get confused, eapecially when abused or used. I've been married a long time, so like I feel like the Jack and the ass. I have a touch of diabetes, so guess what, my wife seems to plant butter finger candy, my favorite, bars around to trap me, and it seems to work, I just ate one I found, I guess shes after insurance money, who knows, cheers
Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill 11/8/2010
Got me smiling!

Peace,
Dayvid
Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather 11/8/2010
clever and funny ~Morgan
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 11/8/2010
Clever, Andy; thank you for sharing your wit and humour. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by TONY NERONE 11/8/2010
Another funny gem, Andy.

Namaste
Reviewed by John Flanagan 11/8/2010
Good one, Andy!

John
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 11/8/2010
Funny stuff, Andy!


Anna
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 11/8/2010
Oh hell's bell's Andy, this is so funny!!!!
Ever,
Christine
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