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About my hot blonde roomie…
by Ed Matlack
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She wakes me with the tongue at AM five,

She didn’t want out,

You can imagine how I did shout,

She “may NOT” go home alive…

 

She seems to love my bed,

When I sleep she licks my head,

Sure she’s hot & blonde,

But if she doesn’t calm down,

She may end up dead…

 

Guess I made up my mind,

After baby sitting Dusty,

I love doggies, I really do,

But older and less active,

They have to be as well more refined…

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Skip the refined part...high maintenance. Skip the puppies too. They drive a geezer crazy. Also might make you young again. Your call. Patrick
Reviewed by Tom Hyland
JOISEY ...

MAN DOES NOT LIVE BY 'HOT BLONDES' ALONE!

SOME 'TONGUE' IS BETTER THAN NO TONGUE!

PEEWEE IS RIGHT - 'OLD N' CRANKY' DESERVES THE SAME!

GIT YERSELF AN 'OLD BROAD'! PREFERABLY ONE WITH A LIMP!

'CAUSE YEW ARE SLOW N' UGLY, LIKE HOMER, THE 'SIMP'!

PIECE? NAH ... EWE R 2 FAR GONE!

LUV - CUZ TK - 'THE WIZER' ... OR IS IT WIZENHEIMER? LOL!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
She wakes me with the tongue at AM five



What a lucky guy to get to sleep in until five; my many mutts start their love tongues about 4 AM - each and every morn.



And I guess Ma is right; you're gettin too old and cranky to have a young pup around. You better read my new posted article: 'November is Adopt a Senior Pet Month.' (And get down to the shelter, and save a senior's life.)
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
chuckle
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Awwww, she sure appears to be a sweet one! Mine are more like jumping jacks prancing about on two legs. Once I get up they disappear and go back to sleep, go figure...

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
awe-she looks so peaceful!
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