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About my hot blonde roomie… by Ed Matlack Monday, November 15, 2010 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan

She wakes me with the tongue at AM five, She didn’t want out, You can imagine how I did shout, *She “may NOT”* go home alive… She seems to love my bed, When I sleep she licks my head, Sure she’s hot & blonde, But if she doesn’t calm down, She may end up dead… Guess I made up my mind, After baby sitting Dusty, I love doggies, I really do, But older and less active, They have to be as well more refined…**

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors	11/22/2010

Skip the refined part...high maintenance. Skip the puppies too. They drive a geezer crazy. Also might make you young again. Your call. Patrick




Reviewed by Tom Hyland	11/16/2010

JOISEY ... MAN DOES NOT LIVE BY 'HOT BLONDES' ALONE! SOME 'TONGUE' IS BETTER THAN NO TONGUE! PEEWEE IS RIGHT - 'OLD N' CRANKY' DESERVES THE SAME! GIT YERSELF AN 'OLD BROAD'! PREFERABLY ONE WITH A LIMP! 'CAUSE YEW ARE SLOW N' UGLY, LIKE HOMER, THE 'SIMP'! PIECE? NAH ... EWE R 2 FAR GONE! LUV - CUZ TK - 'THE WIZER' ... OR IS IT WIZENHEIMER? LOL!




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	11/16/2010

She wakes me with the tongue at AM five What a lucky guy to get to sleep in until five; my many mutts start their love tongues about 4 AM - each and every morn. And I guess Ma is right; you're gettin too old and cranky to have a young pup around. You better read my new posted article: 'November is Adopt a Senior Pet Month.' (And get down to the shelter, and save a senior's life.)




Reviewed by m j hollingshead	11/15/2010

chuckle




Reviewed by Karen Palumbo	11/15/2010

Awwww, she sure appears to be a sweet one! Mine are more like jumping jacks prancing about on two legs. Once I get up they disappear and go back to sleep, go figure... Be always safe, Karen




Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan	11/15/2010

awe-she looks so peaceful!