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  My Irish Whore in Singapore
by Richard Lee Orey
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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A somewhat questionable recommendation for adult personal services.


                                                    I woke up this morning with this bit of poetry regurgitating 
                                     from my subconscious.   Now, I don't remember what I ate last 
                                     night, but I'll freely admit something is working on me.  And I 
                                     haven't had a drop to drink for at least a couple of months!  
                                         So, folks, just accept the fact that my prostate cancer therapy 
                                     is over--apparently with good results--and enjoy my moment of 
                                     just "Letting go."

                                                My Irish Whore in Singapore

                                O, there's many a stop
                                      When I go ta sea
                                      Some grab my gold
                                      N' some are free

                                      But the very best
                                      Who opens her door
                                      Is my Irish whore
                                      In Singapore

                                      She was barely twelve
                                      When she took ta the street
                                      With a thin bedroll
                                      N' nary a sheet

                                      She's got no references
                                      But n' earned reputation
                                      For certain delights
                                      In any station

                                      If ya drop a coin'
                                      N' promise not ta tary
                                      She offers BJ, Hand
                                      N' Missionary

                                      So when ya're droppin' anchor
                                      N' lookin' for more
                                     Try visitin' my Irish whore
                                      In Singapore!

                                      Richard Lee Orey
                                               Copyright 2010





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Reviewed by Maria Cristina Falcon (Reader) 8/5/2012
Naughty, naughty, Richard. I detect another side of you. This is a far cry from your usual melancholy poems.
Reviewed by Rafika Anderson (Reader) 12/7/2010
LOL! What an entertaining romp! Great fun, Richard.
Reviewed by Liana Margiva 11/22/2010
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!! MAY GOD BLESS YOU, DEAR RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater 11/20/2010
Outrageous! Gives new meaning to our breakfast conversation on your patio with our Bold French Roast, Richard. I miss our morning chats over coffee where the hummingbirds hover around your roses. The fifth stanza is the money line blowin' a wad! Be well.

Love Always,
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 11/20/2010
Quite colorful, Richard; thanks for sharing. Glad you are doing well. Love and peace,


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