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Offsky, Evgenie
by Kenny J Baez

Thursday, November 25, 2010
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A little shy to enter the salon Ė all those unforgiving mirrors
tell me Iím in the wrong place; the world of feathering,
layering and dyeing can be tough on a thin skin.

If I looked like Warren Beatty she might want to rinse me,
but Iím more of a capuchin than a cappuccino guy.

Och, Iím offsky, I must be blind:
the moon is a better mistress than a hair-stylist.

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Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green 8/4/2011
How c l e v e r !!

Beautifully written, to boot!

Love it.

xOx Phyllis xOx
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 11/26/2010
A truly clever poem... very moving in an intimate, playful and quirky way!
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 11/26/2010
mirrors are such an inconvient look at truth! i like this
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