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Nice and Naughty
by Felix LeRoy Perry
Sunday, November 28, 2010
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Sorry I have not been on AD for a bit but I have returned thanks to the generosity of a special know who you are. So for my first posting I thought I'd something a little offence Santa.


Nice and Naughty


Now Santa’s got a new twinkle in his eye

It’s not from too much sugar in his cookie

No its because he got a glimpse of his babe

Now Santa’s thinking a little Christmas nookie



You see he checked his list of naughty and nice

And your name was at the top of the list

Santa’s going to make a midnight booty call

Hoping you and he will do the Christmas twist



He tied some mistletoe to his belt buckle

He is dreaming of a kiss or two for sure

That’s all Santa is requesting for Christmas

In fact if you are nice and naughty …

who could ask for anymore…











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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Giggle....naughty Santa...this is toooo cute, Fee! Glad you're back!

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Naughty!! glad you are back, love the pic!
Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Love this!!!!! Nice and Naughty sounds good to me! You know where my mind is all the time lol...This really is cute and would make a great christmas song! I am so glad you are back because I would be so sad without you!! You make a perfect Santa! God bless you always!~Chessly
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Appropriate title. lol
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Now this is the type of Santa I see you as, Fee. Playful and festive:) Hugs,
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
You make such a great Santa...stay out of trouble this season...
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Santa, Not Nice! lol.. OH, Naughty???..that is good :) Glad you are back posting Santa Fee Ho Ho Ho
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Nauty but really nice as Fred would agree. We are so glad you are back on here Fee.

Love your face Cuz XOXOXO, Rose
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
naughty Santa Fee!!

Talk about goin' downtown for holiday cheer!! :)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
I can just imagine where he tied that mistletoe on his belt too...;-) e

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