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Cold toesies...
by Ed Matlack

Sunday, December 05, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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The heater is on,

The windows & doors are sealed,

Still I have to wear sweatpants & such,

Wish it would get warmer, much…


But fat chance, winter cold upon U.S.,

Arctic winds coming through the walls,

Have to wear something to keep warm my b***s,

Otherwise they shrivel, and do it in a rush…


My toes as well are a bit brisk,

Walking barefoot I guess I take a risk,

I miss walking on the beach bare foot,

Please summer return, as fast as you can,

Before my summer toes fall off and go caput…

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 12/14/2010
Shoes. They are called shoes. You must wear them in the snow:-) Patrick
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 12/7/2010
You definitely need a dog to warm your feet. In the "olden" days that is what little dogs were for.
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 12/7/2010
yup! cold but--it is winter after all, actually--still fall, we have a way to go for spring i am afraid-guess we better find a way to appreciate winter!
Reviewed by Linda Hill 12/6/2010

Cold here in Va. also. Had snow the weekend!!! I'm with you...I want summer to HURRY BACK. I don't care for the cold.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/6/2010
WOW - from that pic, it appears that you have finally cut your toe nails - Ma will be so proud!

PS: Follow the tracks of that little critter in front of you, and invite him inside your motorhome to warm up.
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