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  My Wiki Leaks
by Patrick A Granfors
Tuesday, December 07, 2010
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Another bad start to my day

My Wiki leaked onto the floor

Need more practice with my aim

Once inside the bathroom door


Not my fault it takes two hands

One for lid and one for me

Designed by a woman to stay down

I have to hold it up when I need to pee


By sad coincidence the handle’s broke

The wife refuses to use the thing

I can still manage to make it work

I should tie the lid up with a string


It would make my life a little simpler

But sure as heck I’d have no fun

Testing the pucker power of concentration

While trying to get the knot undone


Best to admit defeat while I still can

And make a trip to the hardware store

Then install a new efficient model

So my Wiki leaks on the floor no more








Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors




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Reviewed by Eileen Granfors 12/14/2010
Confession is good for the soul. Thank you for getting US out of the dog house for a wiki leak we did not commit. Nilla and Kali
Reviewed by pat medlin 12/14/2010
hah! hate it when that happens
Reviewed by Chessly Nesci 12/12/2010
Very cute! My father used to say if it aint broke don't fix it! I think in this case you should fix your Wiki leak cause it's leaking on to the floor...LOL Peace, and love ~Chessly
Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill 12/11/2010
Patrick! I laughed and laughed! You made my day! This is soooo funny!

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 12/10/2010
This is priceless...Puts a new spin on the controversy..
Good one!

Peace, love and light,
Reviewed by E T Waldron 12/9/2010
I just knew you'd do a poem about your wiki, I just wasn't sure how, but I should have guessed the "leaks" ;-) You are such fun!;-)

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 12/9/2010
Giggle....I think we've all had a Wiki Leak at some point!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull 12/8/2010
Funny. I've got the same problem with no seat to lift. Have get that handle fixed so I can stop laughing.

Reviewed by Christine Tsen 12/8/2010
Do Wiki's leak more in Stockholm or London?
A very funny poem, very amusing! (We aim to please, will you aim too please?)
Be well,
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 12/8/2010
Reviewed by Richard King 12/8/2010
You're lucky. At least a leaky wiki isn't against the law and if it were, it probably would only be a "MISSED" DEMEANOR.... They aren’t likely to extradite you for that… Dick
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/8/2010
When my Wiki leaks, and Mean Tall Woman complains about it, I head outside and pee with the dogs!!
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 12/8/2010
LOL you are a trip!
Reviewed by Paul Berube 12/8/2010
lol Very nicely done, Patrick.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 12/7/2010
Bet you can't chew gum & walk at the same time, either, its kinda out of rhythm...e
Reviewed by George Carroll 12/7/2010
So much humor in potty verse. Great
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman 12/7/2010

a "leakie Wiki" Oh, my God, Patrick, and you're such a young guy!
So Wait,
wait my friend
by then
we'll fit you
for a Depend.

Glad to be of help
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron 12/7/2010
At least my Wiki leaks clean up with Mr. Clean and a sponge, and the only person who could get embarassed is me....

"no matter how much you shake and squeeze, a few drops still land on your BVD's"

Chip Bergeron
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader) 12/7/2010
the only thing worse than wiki-leaks is a badly timed data-dump!
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 12/7/2010
The trouble with women toilets, you always get the wiki wet, mine anyway, and sometimes the water is darn cold, no fun, when you come in from the frosty..... You might want to try a UR IN All, or an automatic button release; Or you might want to try the new warm water toilets, so comforting they say, you'll know you're in it so to speak, before you have a leak, Bless ya! Jasmin Horst

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