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When ya gotta go...
by Ed Matlack
Wednesday, December 08, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Or maybe he’s just hungry,

Maybe with it he drinks Chablis,

One way or the other he’s pretty damn gutsy,

Can you just hear him howling whoopee…

 

You suppose while on the throne,

Does he read the paper or a girlie magazine,

Or does he talk for hours on his cell phone,

Do you smell him or his doggy cologne…

 

Just wait till returns his master,

Boy will he get it then unless of course,

His master is a non-violent pastor,

From that pastor though he may end up with a divorce…

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 12/12/2010
Just cleaning his teeth.

Ron
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 12/10/2010
Kali steals the toilet paper unless the door is locked. So far she hasn't figured out how to pick it. Patrick
Reviewed by E T Waldron 12/9/2010
so funny, and the dogs handsome,bet he gets away with a lot;-)

Love,
Eileen
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 12/9/2010
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/9/2010
You suppose while on the throne,
Does he read the paper or a girlie magazine

My mutts usually read one of pet magazines while on the throne,
And they like privacy while pooping, so 'off' are their cell phones.
Reviewed by Andy Turner 12/8/2010
He's probably hiding it, just before the pastor goes before his Sunday sermon. Next he'll be putting cleanfilm over it.



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