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Poor Santa's Signs of the Times
by Felix LeRoy Perry
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Poor Santa’s Signs of the Times


You know they say times are getting rougher

And even I can see the signs for sure

Santas going to be downsizing to a mobile home

I just got evicted because I’m too poor


I had to lay off half my elves this year

Wee buggers wanted more pay and less hours

Threatened Santa they’d form a little union

So much for all Santa’s magic powers



Sold off extra inventory in the toy shop

But the IRS says I still didn’t pay enough

The President said we need to work together

Goodness gracious me, I know he has it rough



Mrs. Claus turned out to be such a little bitch

Her sugar cookies were a thin disguise

She ran off with some guy named Jack Frost

It really didn’t come as a surprise



I’m thinking maybe its time I stepped down

Real estate broker said he had an offer over the top

From someone wants to build something called…



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Reviewed by Rose Rideout
How did I miss this one. I can truly see this happening Cuz.

Love ya face Cuz XOXOXO, Rose
Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Everyone is feeling the crunch this year and Christmas has turned into a material wasteland. I wonder if the kids of today think beyond their video games and tecking phones.

Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Even Santa has tuff times and has to downsize. I can relate to the sign of the times! Love the photo! Chessly
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Awesome poem, Fee. A great mark of the economy, too. Enjoyed:)
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
ho ho ho... poor Santa. Poorer parents.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
This is great, Fee, er, uh, Santa...being permanently on the naughty list I should be mad at Santa, but I would feel sorry if his house he did lose...the hell with the elves...let them get unemployment compensation...ed ;-)
Reviewed by D Johnson
Fee, there may be more truth to these words than we want to recognize...nice work.

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Hahahahaha! Sure is a sign of the times! But you had to be chuckling when you put this one together, Fee....

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
LOL Santa you should really invest in some rabbit ears :)
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