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Without Georg to protect me, Peewee is always pickin’ on me…
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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That would be Peewee on the right in the picture...







 

 

Now that we lost Georg somehow,

To my other brother Peewee I have to bow,

He always picks on me, even at Christmas,

Sometimes he does drive me to cuss…

 

I send him a little something for a present,

Instead he all but tells me to get myself bent,

He does not ever stop his constant of me torment,

Maybe for a New Years resolution this year,

He will, but I doubt it strongly, repent…

 

So if you know of this pain in the butt,

Maybe you can ask him to stop pickin’ on me,

He does not listen to me when ask him I do,

He drives me right to the edge of being more of a nut…

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Reviewed by Tom Hyland 12/15/2010
DEAR HIPPY-DIPPY JOISEY REINDEER DUNG ...

OF YER BELL, PEEWEE HAS JUST RUNG ...

BRO GEORG, THE ELDER, MEDIATOR UN-SUNG ...

BY THE NECK, WOULD HAVE EWE RUNG!

AS BACKWARDS AS YEW ARE, YER HO-GUNG ...

IF PEEWEE WUZ A KEG, YEW'D BE THE HOLE-BUNG!

N' SEW, THUSLY, MY SING-SONG IS SUNG!

SO SAYETH THE SOOTHSAYER - FROM MY TONGUE!

CHRISTMAS 'AGAPE' LUV ... CUZ TK - THE UN-YOUNG ...



Reviewed by Kate Burnside 12/15/2010
BUT I JUST LOVE THE POEM WOT HE JUST WROTE YOU!!! Makes you look real cute, I thought... unless it's all the smoke wots in my eyes... Ya-boo to being picked on... Ya-boo-HOO for no Georg :(( xx
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 12/15/2010
I heard Ma always said you was the wimpy one, least that's what Pee Wee told me. Cuz Patrick
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 12/15/2010
Georg is sorely missed. Humorous affection here, although I don't know who Pee wee is, I'm sure he means it affectionately!?
Be well,
Christine
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 12/15/2010
Pee Wee better watch out....
He just might get hit with a Coors can....(Empty, of course)
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 12/15/2010
Sounds like Peewee is not so nice. Tickles your funny bone as you always do so well. Whatever happened to Georg? Did he just leave the den temporarily or is he ill?

Mary
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten 12/15/2010
LOL! You guys...Where is Georg, by the way?...I have been thinking a lot about him, knowing, might ease my spirit...I pray for all my AD friends...Georg, we miss you! Hurry BACK!...these two can use that third party mediator. :)

Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 12/15/2010
There's not too much we can do about that brother of your's, he's family. Do anyone know the where abouts of our George.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/15/2010
Ho, Ho, Ho! What you been smokin, Bro?
I would never pick on you, don't ya know,
But I, too, miss our old Brother Edvard so,
Quit tokin, and take a walk out in the snow.

Ho, Ho, Ho!

Your Loving Brother Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

PS: Where is that 'little something' you say you sent,
I never got it; oh, where, oh where, could it have went??!!
Reviewed by Andy Turner 12/15/2010
HaHa. Oh gosh, where is Georg?
Reviewed by Felix Perry 12/15/2010
Funny he told me you were taking a short trip....lol
fee



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