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Mrs Claus Goes to Town
by D. L. Vaineo

Saturday, December 18, 2010
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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Mrs Claus has become a liberated woman.


 

I have a story to tell
It is not very pretty
It is about Mrs. Claus
And her sweet kitty

She knows that Santa
Steps out on her
She is tired of shouting
About it...soooooooooo

She started to step out
On her very own
She got rid of the fat suit
Victoria's Secret was next

Bought some thongs
Scanty bras
Two piece outfits
Showing lots of skin

Besides it has been
To long since Santa
Showed his pole
She's ready...and willing

For some extra curricular
Activity involving herself, 
Kitty, and you
Mrs Claus goes to town
  


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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 12/20/2010
Giggle....

Anna
Reviewed by Christine Volkoff 12/19/2010
Ha! :)
So much fun! Love it!
Reviewed by Darryn Murphy 12/19/2010
hot poem
Reviewed by Felix Perry 12/19/2010
Goodness gracious me, old Santa Fee got a chuckle out of this one indeed...maybe it was about time the old b left lol
fee
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 12/18/2010
Boy she sure dropped some weight off...ed
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 12/18/2010
About time it's a Ms. Claus instead of that old fat guy. She doesn't have to use my chimney to come in and... ...I'll have more than milk and cookies as treat for her. LOL! Love and best wishes,

Regis
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 12/18/2010
(musical melody) Misses Clause is Cummin....to town...
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