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  In Defense of Nonsense
by Patrick A Granfors
Monday, December 20, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Sometimes nonsense makes sense



The muse reminds….


Not all that rises to the top is desirable


Words have meaning

Words have value

Wasted words settle on the surface

Much like….










Is a missile that seeks to derail logic




I remind the muse is highly overrated


Beer without foam is stale


A latte without froth is just warm milk


Whey makes some mighty fine Swiss cheese


Chaff helps feed a hungry cow


Slag is an eco hero…it reduces CO2 emissions during cement manufacture





Helps the world go ‘round while laughing at itself


I tell the muse who has since left the building

Plotting and scheming his next assault


This round I win….I think



Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors



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Reviewed by Chip Bergeron 12/22/2010
"Nonsense ius a missle that seks to derail logic".....fascinating....

Chip Bergeron
Reviewed by D Johnson 12/22/2010
Sure you win, ya right.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 12/22/2010
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 12/22/2010
Absolutely loved this Patrick!!!! Thanks for the giggles this fine windy morning!!! We've been getting pummelled by a very strong nor'easter for two days now.........

Reviewed by Paul Berube 12/22/2010
Simply nonsensical indeed. ;-)
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 12/21/2010
Thanks for the adroit commentary on my nemesis. I will endeavor to devour nonsense regularly in order to keep myself regular--I think.

Reviewed by The Poetess 12/21/2010
That's just "Nonsense" ;-)

I like it.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/21/2010
Sometimes, nonsense is Good.
Reviewed by Chessly Nesci 12/20/2010
Patrick, Whenever I need a smile I just jump over to your page get my frothy Latte and chill. This nonsense made sense to me!! Love it my friend. Merry Christmas!! ~Love, Chessly
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 12/20/2010
I do admire the way your mind works and your witty ways of sharing your clever thoughts, Patrick. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 12/20/2010
This has a logic all of its own Patrick, bless ya!
Reviewed by Richard King 12/20/2010
Win? Lose? Whose keeping score? The enjoyment is in the nonsensical logic of it all.

Reviewed by pat medlin 12/20/2010
you win! now back to your corner...shore up for the nxt rnd
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 12/20/2010
Humor is sometimes raucous and other times full of elegance, and either way it always works. Your renderings are tokens of creative power, and they help us out of this insanely serious state of mind we live in. You win. Tower of Power. I rest my case.
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader) 12/20/2010
we live in a world where non-sense makes sense and vice versa; so, good on you. these are strange times man, things are really getting weird. take care of yourself.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 12/20/2010
A nonsensical write, but what more can I expect from a writer of general nonsense...e

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